i am perturbed

[schmerica]

Question: What do you think of me, ITunes?

Answer: Is It Wicked Not To Care? (Belle & Sebastian)

Wow. Harsh, iTunes. Seriously.


Question: Will I have a happy life?

Answer: DJ (Dover).

Huh. That's nonsensical.


Question: What do my friends really think of me?

Answer: Starman (Dar Wiliams)

My friends think I'm an alien. Okey dokey. Plus, they like to boogie.


Question: Do people secretly lust after me?

Answer: Heaven on Their Minds (Jesus Christ Superstar)

I'm not sure if that's like "wow, it'd be heavenly to hit that" or I'm apparently so non-sexual I make people think of, like, chaste paradise.


Question: What should I do with my life?

Answer: Eve of Destruction (Bishop Allen)

I'm guessing it doesn't matter either way, then.


Question: Why must life be so full of pain?

Answer: Underwear (Magnetic Fields)

...Your philosophy intrigues me, iTunes.


Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Answer: All Dressed Up in Dreams (Mary Timony)

So ... role play, then?


Question: Will I ever have children?

Answer: Rebel Rebel (David Bowie)

"You've got your mother in a whirl/She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl". So I'll have kids, and they'll drive me insane. Great.


Question: Will I die happy?

Answer: I Melt With You (Modern English)

Um. Okay.


Question: Can you give me some advice?

Answer: Goin', Goin', Gone (Old 97's)

You're kind of a bitch, iTunes, you know that?


Question: What do you think happiness is?

Answer: Rock n Roll Suicide (David Bowie)

Wow, I think you might also have a couple of issues. You might want to talk to someone about that.


Question: What's my favorite fetish?

Answer: Hungry Like the Wolf (Duran Duran)

...Ew.


Question: Am I a complete freak?

Answer: Hard to Explain (Strokes)

How diplomatic of you.

Comments

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. Those CANNOT be coincidences. CANNOT. *laughs until there is no air left to laugh with*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. My pain is very funny!