this is really all the two of us talk about

[schmerica]

pearl_o: wow, this is like the OPPOSITE of porn exploding everywhere.

brooklinegirl: SIGH
brooklinegirl: PORN IS VERY DIFFICULT

pearl_o: Awwwwwwwww.

brooklinegirl: and my brain is very fluffy

pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: What I love about ds porn -- and I think I've told you this before -- is even though fraser pov is hard, it has it's rewards.
pearl_o: namely, fraser watches ray JUST AS CLOSELY AS WE DO.
pearl_o: and notices the tiny little details we obsess over.

brooklinegirl: yes!
brooklinegirl: it can be VERY PRETTY

pearl_o: mmmm.
pearl_o: Ray in bed, on his side. sheet up to his waist. arm with the tattoo up. eyes screwed up tight, trying to ignore fraser and pretend he's asleep even though they both know he's not.

brooklinegirl: aw!
brooklinegirl: see, THAT I love!

pearl_o: and then this is bickering.
pearl_o: and then cocksucking.

brooklinegirl: that is a VERY FINE PROGRESSION of events!

pearl_o: ...your turn!

brooklinegirl: um.

pearl_o: (mmm, tattoo.)
pearl_o: ray's tattoo.
pearl_o: his eyelashes.
pearl_o: the stubble on his cheek.
pearl_o: the curve of his spine.

brooklinegirl: I LIKE ALL THAT BUT MY BRAIN IS NOT WORKING, PEARL.

brooklinegirl: *cries*

pearl_o: his little ears.

brooklinegirl: HEE

pearl_o: the smile lines by his mouth.
pearl_o: his long long long legs.
pearl_o: Seriously. NOTHING?

brooklinegirl: *looks real pretty*

pearl_o: Awww, honey.
pearl_o: This is a serious condition!

brooklinegirl: *nods sadly*
brooklinegirl: a condition so serious it might require me to go home early!

pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: Like chicken pox!
pearl_o: Only with PORN. And no itchiness.

brooklinegirl: very much like that!
brooklinegirl: I think I might see if I can make that happen!
brooklinegirl: my boss is not here!
brooklinegirl: people might not notice

pearl_o: i'm tottally going to post this conversation as tracey's porn is broken.
pearl_o: hee.

brooklinegirl: MY PORN IS BUSTED
brooklinegirl: it's so WEAK.

pearl_o: it must be even HARDER for you than normal people!

brooklinegirl: yes, pearl!
brooklinegirl: b/c me! and porn! are an OTP

Seriously, people, doesn't that bring a tear to your eye? POOR THING.

Comments

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

You know what would be awesome? Ray and Fraser as gay cowboys.

OH WAIT. THAT IS OUR WHOLE FANDOM. HEE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, wasn't nancy supposed to write that for NaNoWriMo or something? Before she went even *more* crazy with Smallville?

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you've noticed this, pearl? but nancy LIES.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Wait, what? *gasps*

[aukestrel.livejournal.com]

chicken pox porn! Wonder if my boss will buy it...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Sadly, a lot of people don't seem to understand the seriousness of the affliction!

[akite.livejournal.com]

*pets BLG* But very carefully, don't want to catch chicken porn myself. I've had it before, but it's one of those diseases that you don't become immune to if you get it.

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