some people are just twisted.

[schmerica]

You know, you can go for months or even YEARS thinking you know somebody, and then one day they say something, and suddenly you realize:

You're friends with a JO/LAURIE SHIPPER.

Seriously, this has happened to me several times! I still haven't figured how quite how to deal with it! Luckily I am a big person, and can forgive some faults like this in the name of friendship.

Poll, based on a conversation Kovsky and I had in her comments:

[Poll #662174]

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

It's the people who *aren't* Jo/Laurie shippers who weird me out. What kind of freaks don't ship Jo/Laurie? I mean, Amy? AMY? WTF, Alcott? WTF?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

LA LA LA LA IGNORING YOU LAURIE/AMY FOREVER LA LA LA LA LA.

[myriad69.livejournal.com]

If you were an evil twin and you had just murdered your good twin and stolen her identity, would you go and update her lj afterwards?

And what's to say I haven't already done this?

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

(and dude, Laurie was totally gay. I mean Laurie? Seriously, what kind of name is that? Amy was so his beard.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but all the men seem vaguely gay in nineteenth century New England! It is a peril of the times. Hee.

[myriad69.livejournal.com]

Really, most men NOW seem vaguely gay to me, but that's because I have my Slash Goggles attached permanantly to my face.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Dude, Jo/Laurie is NORMAL, YOU are the freak in this conversation!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would be the freak if you had posted about it first. But since I was the first of us to devote an entry to it, I get to decide what is normal and what is not! LJ ENTRY ORDER DOES NOT LIE, KOVSKY.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I can't argue with that. DAMN YOU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pearl-o: 1.

Kovsky: A BIG FAT ZERO.

The Mountie and Unattractive Ray judge you.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

OH PLEASE. At least I neither wear stupenders nor horrific ties. GO SUCK ON THAT, MOUNTIE AND UNATTRACTIVE RAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

At least the Mountie knows how to spell suspenders!

Pearl-o: 2

Kovsky: BIG FAT ZERO REDUX.

Now Attractive Ray is judging you as well.

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

i think that something being so normal that you don't think that you would even need to devote a journal entry to it is probably the winner, here.

i think you need a poll.

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

TRUE DAT, DUDE! TRUE DAT!

it's the TRUTH, yo.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm very disappointed in you, Roz.

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

Yeah, with my "reading comprehension"? I'm wacky like that. :P

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The reading comprehension of the book that goes ito specific detail about how gross and wrong for each other they are? That one? Okay!

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

Or, you know, the book where they're written as perfect for each other until the author got sick of fangirls and decided to fling them at random totally inappropriate characters out of spite. That one.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are so wrong I don't have words for how wrong you are, Wrongy McWrongerson.

[copracat]

Jo/ Professor Bhaer dammit!

[moireach.livejournal.com]

JO/LAURIE FOREVER. Is this about Willow/Xander?!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

No, but ALSO GROSS.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

HI IT IS WAY UNDER SEVENTY PERCENT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS NATION?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*pets soothingly*