matchmaking from hell

[schmerica]

This morning's game of distraction: Horrible Fandom Blind Dates.

I want you guys to tell the worst possible combinations of fans and fandoms/movies/TV shows for them to get hooked up with. You know you think about these things!

Maybe it could be just the mutual hatred before they're even set up -- like estrella30 and Stargate Atlantis! moireach and due South!

Or, even more fun, maybe it is just a case where the two of them are so ridiculously, horribly, ill-suited for each other that is just WRONG. Like fox1013 and Deadwood! Or jennyo and the Sentinel! Or me with CSI or Law & Order or, really, any procedural ever written!

I think most of my examples are more the actual contents of the shows and not the fandom participation, but the latter would be fun, too. Come on, people: show me what you got.

Comments

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

oh, erica! WHAT DO I HATE MORE?? don mkellar? or atlantis!

*ponders*

[gloss]

So many problems would be solved if we could just send McKellar *to* Atlantis...

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

*wishes*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would totally watch that. Rodney McKay and Darren Nicholls interacting!

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

but then a new one would be created, because i refuse to watch atlantis & yet i heart mckellar.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

heee. Dilemma!

[copracat]

I was trying to think of one for myself but sadly there is no fandom with Gwyneth Paltrow in it for me to hate.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Royal Tenenbaums? Sky Captain?

[copracat]

But! Gene Hackman! And, um, I'm sure there's someone I adore in Sky Captain...

[gloss]

This is far too much fun!

spike21 and Grey's Anatomy
fox1013/twinkledru and Supernatural
thete1 and Mean Girls
kindkit and any Stargate, ever

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I think Fox would be put off by the lack of any female characters and the overwhelming boyslashiness, but it's ALSO a crappy WB genre show. Hm.

[gloss]

it's ALSO a crappy WB genre show
True, true. But the lack of women, the slashiness, *and* the fans would, I think, make it a horrid match for La Fox.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahaha

*loves you both*


For the record, I don't watch the show, nor have I seen an episode, but I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH IT PAINS ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Very true.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

Heee, "is this a show not only about some kind of cops, but BOY cops solely? I don'--::SNORES::"

lalejandra & Gilmore Girls!
annakovsky & Star Trek!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeee. You are adorable. <3

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

You know, I watched an episode of Deadwood! I did!

Except, um, I watched for Veronica Mars, Ye Olde Lesbian Hookere, and spent the rest of the episode reading a book.

But, um, this! Is the best game EVER!

*thumbs ups*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. It's kind of a shame, because it's a EXCELLENT show, and it has way more good female characters than practically any other show on right now, and it has Molly Parker, but -- yeah. SO NOT FOR YOU.

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

My two girls, _thiscorrosion_ and thesmallprint acutally FALL ASLEEP every time I put due South on. It works well enough that it's a back up cure (right after drugs) for _thiscorrosion_'s insomnia.

I'm not well know enough for people to pick a show for me NOT to be into, so I'll pick one myself. Um... Oz. Cuz I saw a scene with a shower and wetnakedness and hugging and I'm all ... Oooo, this looks good! AND THEN WITH THE RAZORBLADES::flails dies::