they must be so disappointed by the gay sex

[schmerica]

...Fucking *Girls* seemed like a really good title at the time, okay?

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...You should write more fic about girls fucking.

You know. Just so people can get what they want.

*helps*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are so selfless with your suggestions!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I just care deeply about your pain.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I thought we were worried about their pain?

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...Your pain at causing THEIR pain.

*explains!*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh! It all makes perfect sense now!

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

*hysterical laughter*

*mops tears*

That's the funniest thing I've seen in days.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. Glad to provide amusement!

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's too funny.

BTW, how do you do a search such as this?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, my site comes with a stats page that updates itself every day or so, but I have no idea how it works -- all the illuminatedtext.com subdomains have it.

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Also? Naming a story "Girl Dildo" is a fine way to become the number one hit when someone Googles "girl and dildo."

...um, don't ask me how I know this.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* At least you know you've made your mark on the internet?

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. One throwaway line in a comedy about how Clark growing up on a farm had of course seen a bunch of farm-animal penises but had tried very hard not to look at other guys' and YOU GET BESTIALITY SEARCHES FOREVER.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. Oh, dude, I feel sympathy, but that's pretty hilarious.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

[laughing]

But what's your counter, that gives you nifty stats like that?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um. *goes to check* This, it looks like (http://www.mrunix.net/webalizer/).

[gloss]

but fucking girls
Is a *gorgeous* title, actually. *steals*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. Godspeed!