One sex scene contained the phrases "filled to sensation with his virile sea of testorone-laden sperm", "spewed within her in a hot spasmodic flow" and "sweet ambrosia". *went to find it again just now*
I never actually finished the rest of the story -- the badfic sex I can be amused by, but badfic plot I just get bored -- but I am pretty sure know. They had a little "It's okay, I'm on the pill" thing.
Well, I'm not so sure a paltry pill can HACK all that MANLINESS, if you know what I mean. I mean, it's like the one-two punch, right? First TESTOSTERONE and then SPERM! BAM! BOOM!
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5/2/06 03:52 (UTC)(no subject)
5/2/06 03:56 (UTC)No seriously. You have reduced me to TEARS.
(BtW, with all this testosterone and sperm splashing about in a frolicsome manner in Thatcher's uterus, did he ultimately manage to knock her up?)
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5/2/06 04:03 (UTC)(no subject)
5/2/06 04:08 (UTC)...okay, I am stopping now.