Holy, why is everyone so touchy about the tragic and fundamental flaws of their nature today?

[schmerica]

Question of the day:

What couples in your fandoms do you think you could convince to make out by offering them five bucks and a dare?

(I think this works best with boyslash pairings and a girl doing the offering, but other permutations are certainly possible!)

[Arrested Development in t-minus 5.5 hours!]

Comments

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, Buffy and Cordelia would totally make out for five bucks and a dare once they had a few wine coolers in them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* I can totally see that.

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Early RayK/Stella, definitely, by which I mean twenty-ish. Ummm...Augur and Lili, from EFC, aren't exactly a couple. But if you bet five bucks Augur wouldn't do it, he'd probably risk Lili bashing his head in. And then she most certainly would bash his head in and break his computer, and he would be repentant for however much time it took him to figure out how to fix it. Joe and Billy, if either one was drunk enough. Nobody from WW, they're too cute. *g*

Um. Yes. Tragic and fundamental flaws, what what?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, by couple I don't necessary mean canon, of course. It's even more fun when it's people who aren't together, I suppose.

Joe and Billy would totally do it. They're so shocking and outside the mainstream! Gasp!

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

*giggles* No, Augur and Lili are actively a non-couple, mainly because Augur is a womanizing jerk. But we love him anyway, because he is a computer geek. I mean, I do not think people are even pairing them up in fandom, to the best of my knowledge, because. Um. We like Lili to have dignity. (She is a KICKASS MARINE, yo. She DESERVES dignity, and most of the time she's even got it. She's like Fraser -- have very few relationships, but have highly fucked up ones if you do.)

Jow and Billy are INSANE. There is no telling what they would or would not do. They might even FUCK, if we bet enough on it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

There is no telling what they would or would not do.

SO TRUE. It's like their decision making processes bear no resemblance to other human beings!

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

although on first read i thought you meant the fans and not the characters. which is also amusing to consider.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. I doubt many of the fans would need the five bucks!

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but c'mon! Five bucks!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Good point! It's not like they'd turn down the five bucks.

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

-i- certainly wouldn't. it's just not a requirement :)

[marginalia.livejournal.com]

very true :D

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

True THAT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DOUBLE TRUE!

...Sorry. Reflex.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

oh, dude. I could have made SO MUCH MONEY at connexions!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This is why you have to think AHEAD in your sluttiness!

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Bobby and Darien would do it for a cup of COFFEE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[epj.livejournal.com]

McNulty and Kima from The Wire, for sure.

Anya would make out with *anybody* for five bucks.

Kim and Natalie from Sports Night.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Anya would make out with *anybody* for five bucks.

Omigod, it's funny because it's true!

I have a vague suspicion Natalie might be one of those girls who makes out with other girls when she's tipsy and then goes home with her impressed boyfriend.

[epj.livejournal.com]

It's definitely fanon that Kim does the same, and I have the same sort of feeling about Natalie. Also, I think that either Casey or Dan would make out with Dave for $5.

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

natalie certainly talks about it. remember "how are things in glocca morra?" they're holding for the tennis, jeremy's writing a letter to his sister -- both jeremy and dana turn down natalie's suggestion to go someplace and make out. :-)

i agree about casey and dan, but i think dave would hold out for more money. (he'd probably shrug and go with it before chris or will, of course.)

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

John and Ronon for sure. They would look up about half an hour later and wonder why everyone was staring at them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I think Ronon would probably make out with anybody, if you offered him, like, really tasty food.

On the other hand, I think McKay would be really bad at this game. He'd do it for a ZPM, but oh, the bitching.

[nightlarke.livejournal.com]

Beth and Joe from News Radio, in a heartbeat.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee, yes. That could be an EPISODE, dude.

[(Anonymous)]

And Matthew would be all, "I'll make out with someone for five bucks! Who wants to make out with me? Dave? Lisa? Catherine?" *smack* "Ow!"

[nightlarke.livejournal.com]

Erm. That was me, all not logged in.

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Ronon and Rodney! (Well, actually, with Rodney you'd want to promise something of a different value than money. He'd probably do it for coffee or food.)

Izzie and Meredith, dude. Izzie and Cristina, too. Izzie and George if George was tipsy.

Any combination of Bright, Ephram and Colin would do it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, I dunno about Rodney! I think he has too much obsession about personal dignity to go through it.