i think about these things.

[schmerica]

Pop quiz, livejournal:

On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf of the red roses? Seriously?

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[j-crew-guy.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know. How cute is this wolf of the red roses?

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

Would he offer me his teeth?



Because I bet I could get a real good price for them on eBay ....

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Here's what I always wonder about that: if the wolf is giving you his jaws and teeth, what exactly is he going to do with your throat?

[anonymous_sibyl]

Would he starve without me?

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Will he offer me his hunger? And does he love me?

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of attached to my throat.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Not if he looked like Meatloaf. I mean, uh, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[streetspirit18.livejournal.com]

I bet you say that to all the boys.

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but I gotta know right now, will you love me? Will you love me forever?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Let me sleep on it!

[sparklyfabulous]

There's not another moment to waste!

[scrunchy.livejournal.com]

Agh. Meatloaf is so creepy I sort of want to hide now.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You disappoint me, scrunchy. You disappoint me a LOT.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

No fuckign way. Too busy dancing.

[lilac-one.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should really admit this in public, but when I saw Meatloaf in concert (yes, that's not even the worst of it), we were so close to the stage that when he sweat, which he did in buckets, some of landed on me (that's the bad part). It was truly so disgusting. I mean, ewwwwwwwwww. The only time I want someone else's sweat on me is if we're ---. Um, yeah. And Meatloaf is so not on my list.