BOO.

[schmerica]

PEOPLE. I want to write PORN. Where is my PORN MOJO? What is WRONG with me?

I mean, I have the hot-ass woobies--





See? HOT ASS.

--And I have a three day weekend, and there is a weaponry challenge going on for flashfic (guns! knives! hotness!) and and and and--

No porn. GRAR. What is the problem here??? Fraser! Ray! Fucking! GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BRAIN.

*sigh*

[On a different note, the weaponry thing is reminding me about when I first wrote How Many Things, like, uh, a year and a half ago, I had originally meant for one section to involve Fraser and Ray teaching the kid to shoot. Because I imagine she would learn quite young, and be completely comfortable around guns. Only I never wrote it, because, you know, I never learned how to shoot, and thus didn't really feel I could do anything with a scene like that, because what the hell do I know. Anyway.]

In conclusion: Fraser sucking Ray's cock, the end.

Comments

[sage]

Learning to fire a gun isn't hard. Really, the age issue for learning how comes down to intelligence and size. If she was average sized for her age, then she could learn to fire a small caliber rifle between age 9 and 12. .22 caliber rifles don't have any more recoil than a BB gun, so she could handle it. Firing a 12 gauge shotgun, on the other hand, requires a lot more upper body strength - I'm too small and my joints are too bad to be able to do it, although if I absolutely had to fire a shotgun, I would shoot from the hip (less joint trauma, better grounding at the center of gravity).

The freakiest thing about firing a pistol is that you're holding an explosion in your hands (pull the trigger, hammer goes down, firing pin goes in, gun powder explodes, shell casing pops out as bullet exits barrel). Your body absorbs the shock, so it's very hard on your wrists, elbows, and shoulders, and your hands go numb with tingling. I'm told that firing a shotgun is similar, except for the kick of the gun into your shoulder when you fire. Bruises after burning through a lot of rounds are normal.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Huh, that is really fascinating!