BOO.

[schmerica]

PEOPLE. I want to write PORN. Where is my PORN MOJO? What is WRONG with me?

I mean, I have the hot-ass woobies--





See? HOT ASS.

--And I have a three day weekend, and there is a weaponry challenge going on for flashfic (guns! knives! hotness!) and and and and--

No porn. GRAR. What is the problem here??? Fraser! Ray! Fucking! GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BRAIN.

*sigh*

[On a different note, the weaponry thing is reminding me about when I first wrote How Many Things, like, uh, a year and a half ago, I had originally meant for one section to involve Fraser and Ray teaching the kid to shoot. Because I imagine she would learn quite young, and be completely comfortable around guns. Only I never wrote it, because, you know, I never learned how to shoot, and thus didn't really feel I could do anything with a scene like that, because what the hell do I know. Anyway.]

In conclusion: Fraser sucking Ray's cock, the end.

Comments

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

I am giving you a taste of your own medicine. (Hey, YOU were complaining.)

"Here's a video of flatworms penis fencing. Don't bother to thank me; I do it out of love! (http://pearl-o.livejournal.com/686944.html)"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Look, your icon is being appropriate. *pets your kitten* Hiiii, kitty! Don't be scared, I'm only crazy sometimes.