alias 1x01 through 1x05
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schmericaTHOUGHTS on the first five episodes of Alias!
1) I don't understand the plots at all. Fox assures me this is totally fine. It's pretty! It moves fast! There are cool costumes! I like Sydney's hair!
2) The Sydney+Vaughn stuff is lame.
3) OMG NOBODY TOLD ME GINA TORRES IS A HOT FUCKING GIRL SPY WITH A CRAZY FOREIGN ACCENTS AND GUNS AND STUFF.
4) She accidentally set off a nuclear bomb in the second episode? Ahahahahahaha.
5) Cliffhangers are kind of boring when there's one in every episode, but I guess that goes back to the "whatever, plot!" point.
6) omg, JACK. "He finds me useful in ... difficult situations." = HOT. Beating people up = HOT. Being badass and hardcore = HOT.
1) I don't understand the plots at all. Fox assures me this is totally fine. It's pretty! It moves fast! There are cool costumes! I like Sydney's hair!
2) The Sydney+Vaughn stuff is lame.
3) OMG NOBODY TOLD ME GINA TORRES IS A HOT FUCKING GIRL SPY WITH A CRAZY FOREIGN ACCENTS AND GUNS AND STUFF.
4) She accidentally set off a nuclear bomb in the second episode? Ahahahahahaha.
5) Cliffhangers are kind of boring when there's one in every episode, but I guess that goes back to the "whatever, plot!" point.
6) omg, JACK. "He finds me useful in ... difficult situations." = HOT. Beating people up = HOT. Being badass and hardcore = HOT.
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2/5/06 15:30 (UTC)OMG, Vaughn is the lamest of the lamers, for serious. That relationship is SO BORING. Mostly because it consists entirely of the sentence "No, you're schmoopy!" I watched the first two seasons in a week and kept shouting, "Sydney, damn! Look at Will!"
1) I don't understand the plots at all. Fox assures me this is totally fine. It's pretty! It moves fast! There are cool costumes! I like Sydney's hair!
Dude, none of it makes any sense, ever. This show is All About The Wigs. And people who look frighteningly attractive with blood on their faces.
6) omg, JACK. "He finds me useful in ... difficult situations." = HOT. Beating people up = HOT. Being badass and hardcore = HOT.
It's sort of disturbing how unbelievably hot I find Jack. I mean, I thought my
lustlove had reached some sort of zenith at the end of Season 1 (you'll see), but it just kept *growing*.From the Random Story File: When the show first started, Victor Garber, Bradley Cooper, and Ron Rifkin were all based in NYC, so they ended up living in the same apartment building in LA. Which is funny enough, but then David Anders (who plays Sark; have you met Sark yet?) moved there too, and he and Cooper used to play tennis together. *giggles uncontrollably*
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2/5/06 16:13 (UTC)I have fully given myself to the Cult of Jack. Damn.
That anecdote is painfully cute.
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2/5/06 16:36 (UTC)Yes, he does! You must trust Fox in all things Alias.
That anecdote is painfully cute.
It's even funnier after you've seen all of Season 1. Not that I'm trying to goad you watch more episodes RIGHT NOW. *is totally, completely nonchalant*
Also, I have no Alias icons yet, so I had to use one of Bradley Cooper from Kitchen Confidential.