tom cruise update -- STILL CRAZY

[schmerica]

Tom Cruise writing about J.J. Abrams in Time Magazine.

This sort of thing really makes you wonder, doesn't it? Like, someone had the brilliant idea to just, like, give Tom Cruise a couple hundred words of space to just ... ramble on crazily. It's kind of beautiful, in that way where it's fucking weird. Like, dude, I doubt many people would blink if you told them that was a parody.

Also, as I told Fox, the other thing about that article is that it vaguely comes across like that dumb jock guy who just made his first geek friend and is really proud of him. "Dude, he can do math in his HEAD. Go ahead, give him two numbers! Show 'em, J2!"

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[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

he other thing about that article is that it vaguely comes across like that dumb jock guy who just made his first geek friend and is really proud of him. "Dude, he can do math in his HEAD. Go ahead, give him two numbers! Show 'em, J2!"


Ahaha, that is so totally true. That article cracks me UP.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's SO WEIRD, lyra! I am amazed!

[cranberryink.livejournal.com]

Sounds like someone used Word's thesaurus function. Hehehe. ]

Also, I love how at the end he touts the fact that JJ also has a wife named Katie. Look, Tom is one of the cool kids!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heee. Yeah, he managed to get in the required Katie Holmes reference! Yay! It's still about him!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

*waits patiently for you to write the FULL MI:3 People High School AU, where Katie Holmes is the prom queen and Keri Russell is the snarky geek chick who hates everyone but is down with JJ, the king nerd, whose BFF Greg Grunberg battles zombies*

Go on. I'll wait!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...You know who would write that really well? YOU.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Okay. Seriously.

You KNOW that I would not steal your brilliant idea!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Duh, it's not stealing if I give it to you!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I don't want pity gifts, man.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Since when?

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

"Dude, he can do math in his HEAD. Go ahead, give him two numbers! Show 'em, J2!"

Hee, that's exactly it. It's kind of cute, actually.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heee. Cute, yet with the overlying Tom Cruise creepifying effect!

[karabou.livejournal.com]

it vaguely comes across like that dumb jock guy who just made his first geek friend and is really proud of him. "Dude, he can do math in his HEAD. Go ahead, give him two numbers! Show 'em, J2!"

Ahahaha...

loving husband to his beautiful wife (can you believe this coincidence?) Katie

Oh dear lord, gag me with a spoon.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*pets*

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Why on earth does anybody allow Tom Cruise to even speak in public, let alone *write*? I mean, doesn't he have a publicist? Isn't it a publicist's job to make sure the celeb presents at least the *appearance* of sanity to the outside world? I don't get it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Maybe they've just given up on him altogether?

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

Also, as I told Fox, the other thing about that article is that it vaguely comes across like that dumb jock guy who just made his first geek friend and is really proud of him. "Dude, he can do math in his HEAD. Go ahead, give him two numbers! Show 'em, J2!"

That made me laugh and laugh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. POints for me!