i actually think of rpf as generally being *less* crackheaded than this

[schmerica]

I don't think it's actually possible to talk to brooklinegirl right now without hearing more and more about the RPF imaginings she and estrella30 were going crazy over. Seriously, people, nobody knows how to obsess like BLG. It's so cute! And also kind of weird!

I mean, honesty:

brooklinegirl: dude.
brooklinegirl: they're my new fandom.

pearl_o: I can dig that.

brooklinegirl: they are the fandom of HOTNESS

pearl_o: *nodnodnod*
pearl_o: Pretty Canadians.
pearl_o: *sigh*

brooklinegirl: so pretty!

pearl_o: They're doing the world a disservice if they don't.

[tangent about CKR's publicly acknowledged girlfriend]

pearl_o: though, you know, it does kind of support my theory about Canadian actors = high school drama club when it comes to relationships.

brooklinegirl: *goes back to happy CKR/Molly Parker place*

pearl_o: Mmmm. Pretty happy place.
pearl_o: the good thing about that happy place is, though, them being with other people doesn't threaten it at all.

brooklinegirl: this is true!

pearl_o: they're not an otp. it's a casual fuckbuddy pairing.

brooklinegirl: it's all about hot, hot fucking!

pearl_o: *giggles*

brooklinegirl: how pretty are they together?
brooklinegirl: they win at the pretty!

pearl_o: heeeeeee.
pearl_o: which means pg loses. hee.

brooklinegirl: would he even notice?
brooklinegirl: the mirror being so distracting.

pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: well, he did go and cast her to be pretty with him onscreen.
pearl_o: so, you know. so there!

brooklinegirl: so, wait.
brooklinegirl: we have paul, casting her to be lucky enough tog et HIM
brooklinegirl: in a movie where he originally wanted Callum to be there WATCHING him get the girl.
brooklinegirl: how annoyed would he be that Molly still goes off and fucks Callum after?

pearl_o: heeeeeee.

brooklinegirl: I mean, Paul gave her his very best kisses!

pearl_o: it's not that paul actually wants to fuck either of them, you understand.

brooklinegirl: no!

pearl_o: it's just that he wants his bestness acknowledged.

brooklinegirl: he wants THEM to want to fuck HIM.
brooklinegirl: yes.

pearl_o: ...dude, we're kind of insane.
pearl_o: it is that special canadian crack

brooklinegirl: it is!
brooklinegirl: canadians have the BEST crack.

Yes. Apparently BLG's sordid fantasies = the fault of the entire nation of Canada. Hee. Thanks, neighbors.

Comments

[norah.livejournal.com]

YAY CANADA!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

omg, you have an ICON. That is fabulous.

Good Crack

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

You all have the best crack ever. So much love.

Re: Good Crack

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And the best part is, I'm pretty sure our crack supply is unlikely to dry up any time soon.

[celli]

*gets distracted* CKR was supposed to be in Men With Brooms? damn.

[ilexa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was supposed to have Peter Outerbridge's role, I believe.

He did Slap Shot 2 instead.

Oh, Callum.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, Callum. You hor.

(though hi, Mr. Canadian Cinema, you choose to do Slapshot freaking 2 instead of MWB? Someone was maybe trying to avoid Mr. Highest Paid Canadian Actor, maybe, in order to let him down easy?)

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Hockey's Canadian, isn't it?

And look at the title: Slapshot. Slapshot. Say it several times over. Notice how it starts to blur around the edges, to lose its hockey meaning, to begin to smell sweetly of prurience.

I think CKR thought it was a porno flick.

[ilexa.livejournal.com]

I think he was trying to say "I'm not your bitch, Gross. Or your wife. Come crawling back."

I just have to say

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

I'm more than willing to take my share of the blame. :)

Re: I just have to say

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*apportions blame equally throughout Canada*

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Argh! Quit making me thinking about het!! I mean, quit making me think het is hot! I mean, quite making me think RPS het is hot!

Egh. *is too turned on by all the sick, wrong het hotness to figure it out*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, for it to be RPS het, technically, we'd need some slash in there, too. Mmmm, mixing genres.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Argh. Stupid late-night typos. I meant RPF; RPF, not RPS, of course. Hn. But don't let that stop you from tossing, say, Paul back into the mix.

Mmmmm... CKR/MP/PG sandwiches....

[the-emef.livejournal.com]

it's just that he wants his bestness acknowledged.

snort

so - have any of you seen Suspicious River? Is it good?

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

*weeps*

Suspicious River is upsetting and bad bad wrongness. I mean, they're both good in it, but that's part of what completely squicks me about that whole movie. I do not recommend seeing it.

[the-emef.livejournal.com]

oh no! Sadness. *Despairs at own country and it's obsession w/ disturbing and/or depressing movies*

[the-emef.livejournal.com]

also, I think Molly Parker has issues. Did you see The Center of the World? Talk about sexuality-as-a-weapon-one-cannot-control-or-for-that-matter-understand.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure it's issues, per se -- when I was looking at pictures yesterday, I read this really interesting article about her, where she was talking about her goals as an actress -- There is an intellectual exploration in her work, she goes on to say. "Basically, I am interested in playing women who are allowed to be complicated and conflicted."

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

It's not my fault! These things are just right there! I'm just providing - colorful commentary regarding them!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

brooklinegirl: he wants THEM to want to fuck HIM.
brooklinegirl: yes.

Ooh, can you see a CKR/MP/PG threesome where the first two are torturing Paul by fucking one another and just letting him watch? Then to get in on the action he'd have to do Callum first?

Dear God. What am I doing?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*pets you gently* Just -- blame BLG and don't think about it too much.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Dear God. What am I doing?

Writing that, I hope.

*looks hopeful*

[tazical.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee, good answer.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

now pearl. you should know by NOW that blg is just a dirty hor...

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

OMFG.

YOU STARTED IT!

This WHOLE THING started in YOUR BRAIN.

and I'm NOT a dirty hor. Molly and Callum are doing it! Because they're pretty and they should.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

and I'm NOT a dirty hor. Molly and Callum are doing it! Because they're pretty and they should.

Wow. You get this stuff out with, like, a straight face.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww. Not JUST a dirty hor! She has, like, facets!

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

I think you girls should seek help.

...in the form of Ken Wahl's grimy embrace.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Wow, you know, in all the time I've spent in fandom with brooklinegirl, I think this is actually the first time my journal has ever been polluted with Ken Wahl. I feel dirty.

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

As well you should! Now you can be one of his caged tigresses. Rrrrowr!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

Did someone call me?

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

For you and BLG.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! That's awesome.

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

:D