it gets much less interesting when it becomes the "captain marvel is crazy" hour

[schmerica]

Today on FUN WITH ELSEWORLDS, we have the story of depowered Superman surviving in the mutant-infested post-apocalyptic Earth following nuclear holocaust! YAYS.



Clark battles ROUSes! Just like Westley!





I appreciate the details about how the crazy dead voices in Clark's angsty head are all apparently 50 feet tall. It just adds that certain je ne sais quoi.



And ... then he battles them again. But now with weird cannibal human-ape mutants! Yay?



And then he saves a giant cat and tames it like a horse. I don't know.



I just like the tonsil metaphor here, honestly.





Further evidence towards the crazy Elseworlds shippiness.



Aww, and then they name the baby Bruce! I also like how the art here is so weird, and they both look either stupid or evil.



Damn Zee forever for forcing me to look at badly drawn comic book tears as semen forever more.

ETA: Hey, check out the new community Jules set up! weekend_battle

Comments

[brownbetty]

Any elseworld with Superman in it seems to be an excuse to hook him up with Diana. One begins to suspect certain writers have OTPs forever frustrated by canon.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, from what I've been reading it seems split between Wonder Woman/Superman shippers and Superman/Lois Lane shippers. "We have just met, but I feel a strong and amazing connection to you! LIke we are MEANT TO BE!"