i wonder if zee wants to write fic about this one

[schmerica]

One of the quotes today from overheardnyc:

Man on cell: Natalie? Nat, if you're there, pick up! Oh my God, I just hooked up with a guy whose house smelled like cat pee, and he wanted me to spit in his face! Where the fuck are you?

I mention this because, dude. CAT PISS AND SPIT IN THE FACE. These hygiene skills seem suspiciously familiar -- right, estrella30? Of course, it's NYC and not Canada, so it doesn't completely fit fanonical perfection, but I am pleased nonetheless.

Comments

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, hugh dillon - KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, MR. STINKY!

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

STOP IT OMG HE DOES NOT SMELL LIKE CAT PEE.

Hors.

[starfishchick]

Man on cell: Natalie? Nat, if you're there, pick up! Oh my God, I just hooked up with a guy whose house smelled like cat pee, and he wanted me to spit in his face! Where the fuck are you?

Wow. I mean, WOW.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

YOU DONT KNOW THAT FOR SURE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, yes.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Is it not PERFECT, nan?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I could say something here about pots and kettles but I choose not to!