always a fun time waste!

[schmerica]

Stealing a meme from malnpudl!

Guess the movie! Comment with your guesses, but don't post the names, please! Others may want to guess... so instead of commenting with the name of the movie, please post another quote from the movie to which you think each quote belongs. (You can use IMDb to find more quotes.)

1. "I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children."

2. "They're not gay. They're hobbits."

3. "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."

4. "You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate."

5. "Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?"

6. "If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy."

7. "What are marijuana tablets?"

8. "Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men."

9. "Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius?"

10. "He wasn't a very good illusionist."

In other news, this is a new icon, made by thefakeheadline. Keywords are "ds: fraser's gams." Lordy. Once in a while I break my own rules about taking icons from places where people share and take wildly, because I can't resist the pretty.

Comments

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

1) "Well, what family doesn't have its ups and downs."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

My love for Performer-Whom-I-Will-Not-Give-Away was boundless, really.

[mosca.livejournal.com]

5. Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The fact that I do not have this movie on dvd yet is one of the inexplicable tragedies of my life.

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

I swear I'm not a whore!

[zeenell]

4. Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POINT to you!

[kyrafic.livejournal.com]

5. We're sexy, we're cute, we're popular to boot. (I can do that whole damn thing.)

Oops, wrong lj, OH WELL.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can do a significant amount, but I get confused in the middle and have to skip ahead. Curses!

I totally watched this the other day for the 3,488th time

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

9. Please stop belittling me.

Re: I totally watched this the other day for the 3,488th time

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I got your lj comment and even as I clicked I KNEW this was the one who were going to get. Hee.

Re: I totally watched this the other day for the 3,488th time

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, I am so easy.

Re: I totally watched this the other day for the 3,488th time

[sophia-helix.livejournal.com]

Wait, no!

That's the last time you put a knife in me!

Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.

I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other.

He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.

....omg stop me.

Re: I totally watched this the other day for the 3,488th time

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other.

This was the one I almost used and had to resist, because just too easy!

[celli]

10. "I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. WHO SAYS GRAMMAR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY?

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

1. In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible.

8. Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

9. I didn't know she smoked. (And I do not know if that's the exact quote, but it's still my favorite.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, number 8! <3<3<3

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

I used to do the best Actress-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named impersonation when I was, like, ten. I'm told it was a little frightening.

[notemily.livejournal.com]

10. Communism was just a red herring.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, the CLASSIC.

[corinna-5.livejournal.com]

3. "If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

(This was just on TV the other day!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That one I actually *do* have on dvd, and watch purposely overly often!

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

3) I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

5) She puts the "whore" in "horrify".

6) Who's a rock star? I AM.

9) I think we're just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is possibly one of my three favorite quotes from 3. Um, which is a big deal for a movie that quotable.

And it's true, Kovsky! You ARE a rock star!!!

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

2. "It's okay! I'm taking it back!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, yes.

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

5. Those are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these? Are pure gold.

I hate you. I'm now going to be quoting from this all day.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. My evil plan has worked!

[anyand.livejournal.com]

6. DuJour means seatbelts!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DuJour means crash positions! Hee.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

oh, FRASER. Look at him POISED there. Like a little girl. SO PRETTY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Why is he so pretty, darling?

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Everything else I know is taken.

*sadface*

7. If you're from Africa... why are you white?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yes, but that was an IMPORTANT one! I was sad no one else got it.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

2. We can't because of Pillow Pants. You know, Myra's pussy troll?

Dude, I saw that movie two days ago and have reached quote overload; like, all of the quotes just went out of my head because there are SO MANY.

3. I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets.