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Another apartment rejection. Expected, but still frustrated, especially since it ended up one of those phone calls where she rambles on apologetically forever while I want nothing more than to get out of the conversation as quickly as possible.

Anonymous meme! Usually featuring messages to anonymous people on my friends list, but [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl is spreading the variation where we do it for our fandom characters. I am not one to resist her! (I am not actually a big fan of the original, simply because they are never about ME.)

1. You are really amazingly fucked-up, to the point where you're this beautiful glorious trainwreck of a person. Most people kind of hate you, and they have good reasons, but I have a special place in my heart for you.

2. You make me sad and achy and hopeful all at the same time. The last time we see you is the best place you've ever been, and I hope the climb upward out of darkness for you never stops.

3. You are shallow and selfish and make really stupid decisions, and your constant apologies are amazingly insincere. And yet, you're fascinating and lovely and brave in your own odd way, and I wish you happiness.

4. You are the woobie to end all woobies. I love you the BEST.

5. They all warned me that this fandom would break my heart, but I still can't over what they did to you. My canon ends before that, when you're still being awesome and fascinating and your own person.

6. I love how much you really seem to live in your body. Like, you're totally a sexual being, obviously, but it's not just that: the way you move and pretty much everything you do seems grounded in the physical world and its sensations and experiences -- eating, talking, arguing, fighting, mourning, everything.

7. You are a badass motherfucker and I am continually in awe of you. Also, your interactions with your family make me MELT and SQUEAK like a giant girl. The fact that you are old enough to be my grandfather and can kill me in hundreds of different ways does not detract at all from how much I want to do you.

8. You are solid, and loyal, and people underestimate you all the time. I think *you* underestimate yourself all the time. I really don't think there's anything you wouldn't do for your loved ones, and it's not just because you're whipped. I'll have your babies anytime.

9. You are a lazy cheap self-centered asshole, and you treat your girlfriend like shit. So why on earth are you so likable? And why do I ship the two of you? And why do I still find you kind of attractive? These are the questions that haunt me.

10. You know you were always my favorite on the show, and the fact that you went totally crazycakes doesn't change that, really it doesn't! But, um, maybe you could tone it down a little? Maybe? Some more sexing and giggling and being totally awesome, along with the batshit stuff?
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