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Another apartment rejection. Expected, but still frustrated, especially since it ended up one of those phone calls where she rambles on apologetically forever while I want nothing more than to get out of the conversation as quickly as possible.

Anonymous meme! Usually featuring messages to anonymous people on my friends list, but [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl is spreading the variation where we do it for our fandom characters. I am not one to resist her! (I am not actually a big fan of the original, simply because they are never about ME.)

1. You are really amazingly fucked-up, to the point where you're this beautiful glorious trainwreck of a person. Most people kind of hate you, and they have good reasons, but I have a special place in my heart for you.

2. You make me sad and achy and hopeful all at the same time. The last time we see you is the best place you've ever been, and I hope the climb upward out of darkness for you never stops.

3. You are shallow and selfish and make really stupid decisions, and your constant apologies are amazingly insincere. And yet, you're fascinating and lovely and brave in your own odd way, and I wish you happiness.

4. You are the woobie to end all woobies. I love you the BEST.

5. They all warned me that this fandom would break my heart, but I still can't over what they did to you. My canon ends before that, when you're still being awesome and fascinating and your own person.

6. I love how much you really seem to live in your body. Like, you're totally a sexual being, obviously, but it's not just that: the way you move and pretty much everything you do seems grounded in the physical world and its sensations and experiences -- eating, talking, arguing, fighting, mourning, everything.

7. You are a badass motherfucker and I am continually in awe of you. Also, your interactions with your family make me MELT and SQUEAK like a giant girl. The fact that you are old enough to be my grandfather and can kill me in hundreds of different ways does not detract at all from how much I want to do you.

8. You are solid, and loyal, and people underestimate you all the time. I think *you* underestimate yourself all the time. I really don't think there's anything you wouldn't do for your loved ones, and it's not just because you're whipped. I'll have your babies anytime.

9. You are a lazy cheap self-centered asshole, and you treat your girlfriend like shit. So why on earth are you so likable? And why do I ship the two of you? And why do I still find you kind of attractive? These are the questions that haunt me.

10. You know you were always my favorite on the show, and the fact that you went totally crazycakes doesn't change that, really it doesn't! But, um, maybe you could tone it down a little? Maybe? Some more sexing and giggling and being totally awesome, along with the batshit stuff?
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30/8/06 18:45 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com
1. Meredith? Is this Meredith?

4. Even I know this is Fraser!

7. Bristow Motherfucker!

9. For the first part I thought it was Derek, and I was all GRAR! HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR ANONYMOUS LOVE! and then I read more. Curtis?

10. Izzie?

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30/8/06 18:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. <3<3<3

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30/8/06 19:50 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com
I still really want to read Grey's Anatomy/Twitch City fic.

I AM JUST PUTTING THIS OUT THERE.

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30/8/06 18:50 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] c-regalis.livejournal.com
4. FRASER
8. RayV?
9. James Lennox?

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30/8/06 18:53 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Yes on 4 and 8, no on 9!

I think EVERYONE who reads my journal will get 4.

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30/8/06 19:36 (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com
I think EVERYONE who reads my journal will get 4.

DUH.

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30/8/06 20:44 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
SERIOUSLY.

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30/8/06 18:57 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ficbyzee.livejournal.com
5 is Cass, 6 is, um, Chiana?

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30/8/06 19:00 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
*beams* GIIIIIIIIIIIRLS!

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30/8/06 19:01 (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com
Hmm.

4. Fraser
5. Sidney Bristow?
6. I'm gonna guess Kowalski
8. Vecchio (awww)

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30/8/06 19:10 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Right on 4 and 8, but not the others, I'm afraid. (VECCHIO!)

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30/8/06 19:17 (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com
Oh I see 6 is Chiana! I can totally see that now.

And can I just say about Vecchio (because apparently I have this limitless ability to talk about him), that I love this part best: "I really don't think there's anything you wouldn't do for your loved ones, and it's not just because you're whipped." Because he lets himself react that way, and that makes me less-than-three him more. It's that whole I know what you're doing, but I'm letting you get away with it because I love you.

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30/8/06 20:45 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Dude, there is no such thing as too much talking about Vecchio, you know? He's just so... VECCHIO.

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30/8/06 19:17 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com
I MAKE THINGS HAPPEN, BABY.

also: yours are HARD.

4. Fraser, duh.

8. VECCHIO. ♥

10. ...Geoffrey Tennent?

3. Ray Kowalski?

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30/8/06 19:20 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Heee, totally NO on ten. Dude, Geoffrey STARTED OUT crazycakes! All of his sexing and giggling and being awesome INCLUDED the batshit, really.

3 is also wrong (although the real answer is a fandom you know). Vecchio and Fraser are apparently the easy ones!

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30/8/06 19:22 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
Without looking at other people's answers:

1. Joe Dick
2. Dan Jarvis
3. Ellen Fanshaw
4. Benton Fraser
6. Ray Kowalski
8. Ray Vecchio

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30/8/06 19:28 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Right on 2,3,4,8 -- you were the first person to get Dan and Ellen!

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30/8/06 19:30 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
\o/

And wow, #1 is not Joe Dick? I thought that one was so obvious. Huh.

*looks at other comments*

Oh, okay. Yeah. I get that.

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30/8/06 19:41 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Hee, see, the thing is, I really don't have a special place in my heart for Joe Dick!

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30/8/06 19:43 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
Ah, okay. Maybe that's just me then. ;-)

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30/8/06 20:45 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Hee, it is definitely not just you -- I think I am the odder one there!

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30/8/06 19:31 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
And now I can't believe I didn't get #9. *facepalms*