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[schmerica]

Two more of these, which is all I got done tonight. The last two will be tomorrow, for sure. I would probably do a couple more, even.

Five reasons Cristina is no longer allowed to drink coffee in the on-call room

1. It turns out that at a certain amount of caffeine in a short enough period of time and Cristina's speech gets so amazingly fast that you can't understand a word she says.

2. One time, when she was taking her first sip, Bailey showed up and Cristina actually growled at her. That was a bad day.

3."Coffee" is her and Burke's secret code work for sexin'.

4. The circumstances of that one time she spilt her coffee right into Alex's lap were a little too convenient to really be an accident.

5. That other time she didn't even try to pretend it was an accident.

Five times Duck didn't tell Buddy that he was gay

1. In high school they used to sit in the woods over by the beach sometimes and smoke pot. Buddy would tell him about the latest girls he was dating or in love with. Duck would just smile and nod and pass the joint back again.

2. There was this party once, when they were 21 or so, and Duck got so loaded he couldn't walk home alone. Buddy took him home, walked him up to the door and into his bedroom. They stood there for a second and Duck came this close to leaning forward and kissing Buddy right on the mouth, but Buddy pushed him to sit down the bed just in time and the moment passed.

3. He came back to the island for his mom's funeral. Buddy came over to the house to pay his condolences; Duck was on the phone with Gary, checking in with him. He finished the conversation off without saying his name or anything identifying once.

4. When he moved back to the island for good, a lot of people asked him why. Sometimes he didn't say anything. Sometime he said he just realized the mainland wasn't what he wanted. Those were both true. When Buddy asked, Duck told him he'd gotten out of a bad relationship. That was true too.

5. He and Dan showed up on the front stoop of the Frenches' house the day they were invited for dinner. Buddy opened to door and took the cake from Duck's hands and let them inside.

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Wow. I love you really a lot.

No. Like. REALLY a lot.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. It was the sexin' thing, wasn't it?

[china_shop]

He finished the conversation off without saying his name or anything identifying once.

Oh, I so know that feeling. Kicking myself while I'm doing it, too. *sigh*

These are lovely. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! *snug*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

oh, DUCK, you break my fucking heart. this is just - god, you did the perfect timeline of his life right there. and I don't know how you do it - you get that sort of - I don't know, everything-on-the-inside vibe Duck has, without stripping off any of the emotion. I am in love with this. ♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay! I am thrilled to hear you like it, dude. Oh, DUCK.

aw, Duck...

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

My sweetheart.

Re: aw, Duck...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

There is just so much to love about him!

[elbomac.livejournal.com]

Oh, Duck, you are love. These are just gorgeous.

I think I have to break out my Wilby Wonderful DVD tonight... so, thanks!

[mazily.livejournal.com]

oh, DUCK. my love for Duck, and this Duck, your Duck, in particular, knows no bounds. and. oh!, I think, is the only response I have. lovely, and lovelier.