he WILL always love him! shut up!

[schmerica]

How wrong it is that I sort of want a due South AU where Ray Kowalski and Fraser take the Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton roles from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas -- on a scale of 1 to 10, how wrong do you think that would be?

If you responded "Um, ELEVEN, Pearl-o you freak" that is the correct answer. Good for you!

(P.S., the scene where the Texas football players have their song about how they're going to get laid by hot whores continues to be amazing gay. Just in case you were wondering!)

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Texas has a whorehouse in it!

Lord have mercy on our souls!

God, when I was a kid, my brother, sister, and I watched that movie like a MILLION times.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OMG ME TOO. I am pretty sure it is the first R rated movie I ever saw by, like, a decade.

[aerye.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. Not even for you will I watch Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sniffle* There's no accounting for taste!

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

But, GOD, Susan, it's SO FUCKING good! You know you want to...*nudges*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*watches to see just how convincing you can be*

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

God, that movie makes me happier than I can say. I would read that if you wrote it. I WOULD. Of course, I'm a little whory, so...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams at you* Fraser as Miss Mona! RayK as Ed Earl! Can't you just SEE IT OMG?

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

OMG. Fraser as a madam. *dies*

YES. WRITE THIS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Darling, I think you underestimate just how lazy I am!

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

I know, I just like making you a list of things to write for me. *g* Besides, you need to stop teasing me with all these ideas!!!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

What about Varsity Blues/Best Little Whorehouse?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Um, I don't think I've actually seen Varsity Blues.

[akite.livejournal.com]

You know what's really funny? Last time I checked, the guy that Dom DeLuise plays is still on TV here. He still wears that ridiculous wig too.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[hammaboo.livejournal.com]

When I was a little kid, I thought that was the best movie *ever*. I would always ask my mom if the chicken ranch movie would be on tv. Yeah, the whole whorehouse thing went right over my head for a long time - I just liked the singing and dancing.

*cringes and laughs at the memory*