bleh.

[schmerica]

Man, I am all out of the soda and salty junk food I bought myself to get through my period. Sad! And now I'm at the point where I'm not in much pain, except for how my head feels tight and I want to cry for no reason.

So, uh. You know. Anyone want to play comment tag with sentences or paragraphs of fic? Or do something else dorky and entertaining? I'm always up for Cliff/Shag/Marry. Or screencaps! Whatever.

*cuddles kitten sullenly*

Comments

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

my uterus is falling out RIGHT NOW. *curls up into a sad ball*

cliff/shag/marry: Louis Gardino, Darren Nichols, Ken Wahl.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

cliff/shag/marry: Duck [he's bisexual, okay?], Fraser, Patrick from Last Night.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Uh. Um, cliff Ken Wahl; marry Gardino; shag Darren Nichols. (It wouldn't be so bad if you gagged him! Um.)

You: Peter Outerbridge, Don McKellar, Jim Allodi.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I would marry Duck even if he was 100% gay. HEART. Shag Fraser, mmmm, and cliff Patrick (I'm sorry! I like you, but that's the way it is!)

Um, for you. Ray Kowalski, Duck, CKR.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

oh! cliff don mckellar (I like him! but.), marry peter outerbridge, shag jim allodi.

(god, sex with darren nichols. at least if you were a guy, you could stick a cock in his mouth to shut him up.)

Look! Paul Gross looking creepily like his mom:

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I will fight you to marry Duck, happily shag Ray, and sorry, CKR, but if you were still a climber rather than a golfer, you'd be able to climb back up the cliff.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Jim Allodi goes back and forth with me from finding him really yummy to totally unattractive. I don't get it at all.

(god, sex with darren nichols. at least if you were a guy, you could stick a cock in his mouth to shut him up.)

Ahahahahaha. Actually, I think Darren Nichols only has sex with really super pretentious twinky blond boys. And occasionally European chicks who dress all in black and smoke all the time and maybe have a scary dominatrix vibe.

Here is Paul Gross MAKING MY OVARIES EXPLODE:

(http://photobucket.com/)

[china_shop]

Who should Fraser cliff, shag and marry: Curtis, Newbie, Hope.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah! Man, okay, I actually have very strong feelings about this! Curtis would have to go over the cliff (oh noes! I'm sure Fraser would give him a grappling hook first), and Newbie would totally be the shag (he's oddly charming!), and Hope is a genuinely nice person, so she is the marry.

Now you -- who would RayK cliff/shag/marry: Joe Dick, Geoffrey Tennant, David Sandstrom.

[china_shop]

Oh jeez! But Joe Dick is dead! Um, okay, so if he faked his own suicide? And Geoffrey and David are straight! *bangs into canon with a clang*

Ignoring all that... marry Geoffrey, shag David (which god, I would love to read that fic), toss Joe (sorry, Joe).

For Frannie: Spike, Xander, Giles.

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

cliff/shag/marry - Hugh, Molly, Paul Gross

(like I DON'T know what you're going to say. HI!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, it is made more complicated by how I don't really have sex with girls, though! I guess Molly Parker can be my exploratory phrase shag, and Hugh, yes, over the cliff, and marrying PG. At least he'll be pretty to look at. Mmm.

You: RayV, RayK, Fraser.

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

OMG. That's just...SO FUCKING MEAN. Okay. Don't hate me, but.

RayK (!) over the cliff, shag Fraser (because I like SERVICE, thanks), and marry RayV.

Oh god, that was HARD.

Now, write imaginary fandom comment fic with me! You start!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

OMG i can't believe you cliffed rayk! dude.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

omg. you pushed rayk over a cliff. I am judging you RIGHT NOW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is SO hard! But the thing is, RayV is the ONLY one of the three who is marriage material, you know? I might have to make the same decision you did.

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

I know! But I had reasons!

Okay, so, I think Fraser is AWESOME in bed, and while RayK is easy? I want someone to TAKE CHARGE, if you know what I mean. And Fraser's a little toppy like that. *g* And RayV would be an awesome husband! He's neat! He cooks! He's, uh, been married a couple of times before!

SIGH.

screen cap lurve

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

how adorakable are they?

also...

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

I know, I know...but how can I make that decision? How could I push FRASER off the cliff? Because obviously RayV is the best marriage material, and Fraser? AWESOME in bed, and then the only other choice is the cliff and I'm SORRY!

*hides*

[justbreathe80.livejournal.com]

See? You gave me an impossible situation and I did the best I could. I mean, YES, I'd love to say I'd marry Fraser but, GOD, he would drive me crazy, and Kowalski is WAY too needy in bed for me.

So I did what I could. Hmph.

[celli]

Ray hung up the phone and narrowly resisted the urge to throw it across the room. "Fraser, is it me, or did Rick O'Fallon get an extra slice of the stupid pie?"

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

what is this anti-rayk as marriage material thing, here? i'd rather marry the guy who puts candy in his coffee than the one who dresses better than i do.

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

RayV is the ONLY one of the three who is marriage material

what???

no way. i mean, rayv would be perfectly pleasant marriage material, but with rayk, it would be fun.

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I WOULD SO PUSH FRASER OVER THE CLIFF. he'd TALK all through sex. He'd tell you how erections work. I just -

(and also, we did this AGES ago, and I am pretty sure it was Dira who observed that Fraser is teh best one to cliff, b/c he has the best chance of climbing back up.)

(look at my icon. even FRASER HIMSELF is judging you.)

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

GOD, he would drive me crazy, and Kowalski is WAY too needy in bed for me.

HA! omg! he would be SO CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR ORGASM that you'd want to fake it just to give the guy a BREAK.