this is what you need to know about me

[schmerica]

This was my old bio on my lj profile page:

I like things that are AWESOME.

This is my new bio:

For a long time, my goal in life was to be credited for "hand-clapping" in the liner notes to an indie rock album. Unfortunately, this is never to be. It turns out I don't have enough rhythm to clap on time.

Comments

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Hee. ♥. It's so true.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, you have both heard this story before AND seen the evidence!

[wistful-fever.livejournal.com]

I feel like I know you infinitely better now. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* I thought so!

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

At least you're not alone? I can barely keep up with the clappy cheers at sporting events.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I know! They seem so deceptively simple, and yet!

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

Me either. Perhaps we can be credited together for hand-clapping on a punk album or something?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. Punk could perhaps find a use for our random noise-making, I bet.

[brownbetty]

Clapping is really hard! You need to start bringing your hands together before the beat, to have the clap occur on the beat. Who really has that kind of coordination?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Apparently many people who are not me. It's like blowing bubble gum or snapping one's fingers: I am forced to merely admire from afar!

[sloganeer.livejournal.com]

my favourite hand-clapping credit is on counting crows third album: cinjun tate (of remy zero) and alyssa milano, divorced before the album was released. and alyssa's name is spelled wrong.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, awesome.

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

I like things that are AWESOME

I feel like this could be my life motto. (Yes, a motto with no active verb suits me FINE.)

I love the new bio. *g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think it is definitely a motto that is shareable!

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

didn't you change it a bit ago, though?

i keep saying "awesome" at silly things. it is good.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Nope, I changed it a few minutes before I postd this entry.