Linguistics update

[schmerica]

Dear everybody who volunteered with my sociolinguistics experiment, thank you so much! I didn't get a chance to use everybody who commented, but I really appreciate all of you who offered.

For those of you who were curious, this was the page that the volunteers had to read. Paragraph A was written by someone in their twenties, Paragraph B by someone in their thirties, Paragraph C by a teenager, and Paragraph D by someone in their forties.

Thank you all again!