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[schmerica]

More proof that I am incredibly fucking immature: all the imaginary resumes I am designing in my head for this job.

Comments

[brynnmck.livejournal.com]

*snickers uncontrollably*

I like how it says, "NO PHONE CALLS." But! I feel like I could demonstrate my skills via phone call!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You just need your chance to SHINE.

[brynnmck.livejournal.com]

I'm very POLISHED.