maaaaaaaaaartha!

[schmerica]

You know, I am not usually a huge crossover person? But it is really impossible to stop thinking about all the people in the universe Martha Jones really, really, ought to get a chance to sex up. Like, cidercupcakes mentioned the other day how obviously, during the year of walking around the continents, Martha must have come across Canada and found Ray and Fraser in their northern shack. (BECAUSE JULES IS BRILLIANT LIKE THAT.)

But also just in general! Martha needs lots and lots and lots of lovin', because she is pretty much the awesomest ever. Ray and Fraser! Callum Keith Rennie rpf! Aeryn Sun or John Crichton! (Her and Aeryn = smoking hottest thing ever. Her and John = weird amount of sense. John is a lovable schlub who gets girls way out of his league!) Hiro Nakamura! (Nathan Petrelli would be hot, too, but she totally wouldn't. Standards!) Teyla or Ronon! Barney from HIMYM! Buffy Summers! THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS.

--I think she's honestly too good for the Supernatural boys, much as I dig them. Sorry.

(Hee.)

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[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

(Buffy, Martha, Fraser, and Ray all need to team up to fight crime. Throughout time and space, because that makes everything better. And oh my god, I can actually see a babyfic scenario for that. If I ask you to stop me for my own good, you wouldn't do it, would you?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If I ask you to stop me for my own good, you wouldn't do it, would you?)

YES I WOULD!

(And by "yes" I mean CHEERFULLY DO THE EXACTEST POSSIBLE OPPOSITE WOOOO.)

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

Obviously it would be Buffy who got pregnant. Because Martha, being a doctor, is much more careful, and Buffy is careful, sure, but not as careful as Martha. But really, she'd be the logical one anyway, because while Fraser certainly knows about childbirth, it's really better to have an actual doctor where these things are concerned. And Buffy, having superhuman strength, will be much better equipped for it.

Not that that will stop them all yelling at her when she tries to save the world while pregnant. They'll all tell her to stay in the ship. Ray will yell at her and ask her what the hell she's thinking and generally be panicky and frantic, and Martha will also yell, though not quite as frantically as Ray will, and Fraser will just be like, "Buffy, I'm afraid I have to agree with Ray and Martha; you're in no condition to fight apocalyptic battles." And Buffy will be like "OMG FINE" and then sneak out and do it anyway. And swear Dief, who has been charged with making sure she doesn't leave, to silence.

I DON'T WRITE BABYFIC ERICA. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT *MAKE* YOU THIS WAY. I JUST HELPED YOU TO ACCEPT YOUR TRUE SELF!!!

(Dief would let her go, but he would go WITH her, to protect her and the baby. *nod*)

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

You are an enabler, is what you are. A horrible, mean enabler. MEAN.

My personal fanon is that if Buffy ever got pregnant, she would freak the fuck out, because she considers herself not very good at the responsibility thing. So basically the more people around to help with the parenting, the better; Martha and Fraser would be very soothing and rational about it, and Ray would be over the moon and his excitement would eventually prove contagious for her. I think that's when Buffy would really grow comfortable with the group dynamic there; she'd've been okay with it before, but it would mostly be one-on-one variations. Sometimes she'd be really close to Martha, sometimes to Ray, sometimes to Fraser. Until the baby comes along, and then she really appreciates what it means to be a group.

Oh, of course he'd go with her! She would totally bribe Dief, is the thing. She'd be sitting at the kitchen table, making toaster waffles, and he would be lying in the doorway, looking at her, and she would just take her time and as soon as he even made the slightest noise she'd grin and crouch down and say "Okay, let's make a deal." And give him the waffles, with butter on because Fraser says he has to watch his diet but he totally misses butter.

Naturally, they'd save the day. After which, Ray and Martha would yell some more, and Fraser would express his thorough disgust with Diefenbaker on account of how easily he let himself be bribed.

"Look," Buffy would say, "we saved the freaking day."

"That's not the point!" Martha and Ray would both shout at the same time, and take turns, and they'd pretty much continue in that vein all the way back to the ship.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I cop to "enabler" but the horrible and mean bits only if you can truly say this does not make you a HAPPY HAPPY JULES.

Man. Seriously, the image of all of them FIGHTING CRIME SAVING THE UNIVERSE (WITH A BABY AND A WOLF!) is so pretty I can't think of anything else.

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

I...okay, that's fair.

I KNOW RIGHT. Oh my god. It's making me so unspeakably happy. I just want to write loads and loads of domestic fic about them.

Actually, I think I have an idea for how I could tie it into a Buffy AU I've wanted to write for awhile. *ponders* Hm. I'll have to think about that one a little more.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PS now I really want a Martha (/)(-) CKR icon. PRETTY.

[cidercupcakes.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD yes. That would be smokin'. *eyes Photoshop thoughtfully, pokes at screencaps*