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[schmerica]

So fox1013 mentioned in her last post that every fandom in the world becomes more entertaining as a Clue AU, which ... is impossible to disagree with! And also made me immediately try to put bandom to the test. It's hard, though, you guys, I don't even know! I mean, Pete Wentz as Wadsworth is a gimme, and I feel good with Gerard Way as Mr. Green and Brendon Urie as Yvette, but after that I'm a little shaky. I'm leaning toward Miss Scarlet = Gabe, White = Patrick, Peacock = Ryan Ross, and maybe Plum = Travie, but I have no ideas for Mustard at all.

How about you guys? Show me where I am wrong; how would the casting go?

Comments

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

I feel like Mustard could also be Patrick, and Mrs. White could be... (god help me) Bob Bryar. He's very said and calm and demure until FLAMES! On the side of his FACE!

hmmmmm.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. BUT BOB REALLY HAS FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! I don't know if I could take it!

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

He has to have a sense of humor about it by NOW, right? :/ Also, I'm trying to shove Joe in there... but he just isn't convincing as the Singing Telegram Girl.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The Singing Telegram Girl is totally Frank Iero.

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

Haha, yes. I still like the idea of Ryan Ross as Mrs. Peacock, because seriously, who else can pull off the feather headdress and the hysterics?

I have a vague thought of Patrick as the Colonel, because then he can say "I made all my money when I lost my mommy and daddy in the war" and Pete can coo over him for a second. And probably Bill too. Plus, the idea of Patrick in the military is LOLZ. He would look so cute in his little fatigues!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The idea of Ryan Ross as Mrs. Peacock works for me on about eighteen different levels of hilarity. I don't even know.

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

He's very said and calm and demure until FLAMES! On the side of his FACE!

That would pretty much kill me.

Gabe as Miss Scarlet makes total sense -- but also as Professor Plum. Because, let's face it, being a doctor who did things to his female patients he wasn't supposed to do? Is like two steps away from locking them in his basement. ^_^

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

(That was supposed to be staid, but i am a terrible typist!)

Also, the only other role I can see Bob in is the Cook, though he is too SKINNY for that now. I say Bob as Mrs. White, and Gabe can certainly be Prof. Plum, but do we have any femme fatales in bandom? I mean, William is pretty femme, but I think I could take him... Clearly Brent is Cook.

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

William as Miss Scarlet, definitely! So Gabe can hit on him a little. :) He's pretty femme, yeah!

Lets see, who else is in that movie? The cop and the motorist, right? I really have *no* idea who to use for the Colonel.

ALSO. Spencer as the cook! Tell me the cook didn't have a wicked bitch-face!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ALSO. Spencer as the cook! Tell me the cook didn't have a wicked bitch-face!

Awwww, I bet he made Ryan the monkey brains as comfort food all the time!

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

Also, I think there should be a mini Hemmingway cameo as the crazy attack dog outside the conservatory!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, it makes perfect sense! And for now on I won't be able to look at Christopher Lloyd without seeing the crazy eyes.