SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, ASTRONAUTS

[schmerica]

Ahahaha, okay, so all the reactions from my friends list to the sexy poll over at weemo_closet are cracking me up, you guys. Not only that, but made me realize that my opinions are apparently not that common? SO JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, MY OFFICIAL MCR LIST OF SEXINESS IS 1) GERARD 2) MIKEY 3) BOB 4) FRANK 5) RAY. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

Possibly even further divisive, my FOB list: 1) JOE 2) PETE 3) PATRICK 4) ANDY.

My PATD list goes 1) JON 2) BRENDON ... and then it just ends, because both Ryan and Spencer creep me the hell out, still. Sorry!

Now that that is out of the way, you guys should all tell me about the AU where everyone in bandom is the in the SPACE PROGRAM. One two three GO.

Comments

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

*defriends*

Also, I do not get the Brendon-love. EVER.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You have to be more specific about why you're defriending me! Is it the Frank thing, the Patrick thing, the Spencer thing, or something else entirely? I have to keep careful track!

Brendon is pretty much my only in for PATD fic right now, really.

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

See above icon! Well, if youve never seen MCR live, then you have no IDEA about the hotness of The Torosaurus!

Brendon come across as way too much of a douche IRL for me to find him sexy.

*waits for all of bandom to defriend me*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh, I don't really know even that much of panic canon yet at all, so I can't judge you (yet). I'm still stuck on "ryan ross makes me soul hurt" and "please don't beat me up, spencer smith."

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we're gonna have to throw down.

CLEARLY, the CORRECT answers are:
1) Bob
2) Frank
3) Gerard
4) Ray
5) Mikey (ARE YOU SERIOUS, #2?)

FOB:
1) Patrick
2) Joe
3) Andy
4) Pete - down a lot, too

Panic!
1) Jon
2) Brendon

okay, we're on the same page there.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT CARE HOW DEPRESSED/SCARILY SKINNY/LOOKS LIKE A GIRL/SLIGHTLY SPECIAL HE IS, I HAVE AN UNIRONIC LOVE, OKAY. I actually went from "eh, mikeyway" to "huh, mikeyway" to "OOH MIKEYWAY" in a span of like twelve hours when i first got into bandom. It was WEIRD. I WILL DEFEND HIS HOTNESS.

Frank, on the other hand, I can see exactly why everyone else thinks he's the sexiest thing evah, and I understand! I just. I seem to have a special goggle where I'm not so affected? I like him and everything, but. I dunno.

I find Pete *much* more attractive than Patrick. I do not know what that says about me. Probably nothing good.

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

I'm resisting a comment about attraction to bipolar people, only because it would lead to suggestive leering from me (rarely has my mental health been an ATTRACTOR). And we just met, we're not ready for leering!

No, I definitely can see Mikeyway's hotness. See, this is the thing for me. Mikey is objectively hotter than both Ray and Gerard (BUT NOT BOB, OMG, NO). But he's not SEXY to me. He's like that attractive guy that you go "Huh, he's hot" and then when you're offered sexytimes, all you want to do is make him sammiches and talk about The X-Files or comic books. I want to hang out with Mikeyway a lot ("Gerard has always been my big brother", Jesus christ, Mikeyway), but I cannot imagine boning him.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He's like that attractive guy that you go "Huh, he's hot" and then when you're offered sexytimes, all you want to do is make him sammiches and talk about The X-Files or comic books.

Ahahaha. I guess that is the kind of guy I usually end up really wanting to bone, honestly!

And, uh. Mental issues are not an ATTRACTION, per se, but honestly, I don't even know what it would be like to spend much time around normal people.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

Now that that is out of the way, you guys should all tell me about the AU where everyone in bandom is the in the SPACE PROGRAM. One two three GO.

have i mentioned how happy i am that you've joined us over here on the dark side? :D :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am glad your happiness has survived even this entry!

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

You can have Gerard, Mikey AND Bob, all for Spencer. SPENCER SMIIIIITH.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

(I can't do Space Program but I can do Panic! On Galactica?)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha. I ... don't know. Is it going to make me hate all of Panic and everyone in existence including probably myself? Because BSG is the most depressing hateful show ever, no lie.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO MAKE THIS TRADE. SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE PLZ!

[secrethappiness.livejournal.com]

Jon's actually the only person on my Panic list. The rest of them are just so unsexy that it's a little painful.

I disagree with your MCR ordering but I respect you for owning up to it (in caps).

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IF AN OPINION IS WORTH HAVING, IT IS WORTH HAVING IN CAPSLOCK IN PUBLIC. *new philosophy*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

...oh Erica. No. Ray Toro! he. He has swimmer thighs! and those hands! and that glorious, glorious hair. And he plays guitar like he does and he headbangs and then all that glorious hair is flinging around and his thighs are wonderfully on display and sometimes he wears tight t-shirts.

mmmmmm ray toro.

Also. Patrick. Snarky bitchiness + genius + sings like an r&b broadway god. And plays nine million instruments. And drums.

Tsk. I am telling Amy on you for your appalling taste ;)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LOVE ALL OF MCR BUT SOMEONE HAS TO BE NUMBER FIVE SHEILA IT IS SIMPLY MATH. AND IT IS NOT GOING TO BE MIKEYWAY BECAUSE EVERYTIME SOMEONE ELSE HAS HIM AS FIVE MY SOUL CRIES.

Also, two seconds after I posted this I was talking to Amy and was like, "You do not have enough knowledge to know why this is extremely funny? But trust me, it is."

[minim_calibre]

<--- What she said.

Have you SEEN Ray smile?

(Please let someone have written dS/MCR Fraser/Ray T. Just because I get the giggles thinking about it. And yes, this is yet another reason I'm not allowed to write much RPF.)

FRASER LOVES ALL HIS RAYS

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

......





Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha.

Re: FRASER LOVES ALL HIS RAYS

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

When I was writing random shenanigans where Pete and Patrick were like, 21 Jumpstreet undercover with Welsh, Fraser kept looking all suspiciously at Ray after he introduced himself and going to RayK and being like, "Are you *sure* you don't have anything you want to tell me?" and it made me laugh.

Re: FRASER LOVES ALL HIS RAYS

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Your brain is shiny.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Because I so rarely get to play in bandom (even though I know you probably don't care), my list for MCR is:

1. Gerard
2. Frank
3. Bob
4. Mikey
99. Ray

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, Slod, I totally care! Play in bandom with me WHENEVER YOU WANT. \o/

[minim_calibre]

My FOB list: 1: PATRICK! 2: JOE 3: PETE 4: ANDY
My MCR list: 1: RAY (TOROSAURUS!!!) 2: FRANK 3: MIKEY 4: GEE 5: BOB.

I have no opinion on P!ATD.

I just want to smush the crap out of all the little dorkfaces in Cobra Starship.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I figure Patrick has enough love from every other sane girl in fandom, he can handle not being my number one, right?

Your MCR list is almost completely opposite of mine! I admire it greatly.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT WANT TO BE ON THE FAILBOAT CLAIRE I CAN'T HELP IT :(

THE COMMENTS TO YOUR ENTRY ALMOST MADE ME CRY, BY THE WAY. POOR MIKEY.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

I AM DOWN WITH YOU ON THE MCR EXCEPT IN MINE BOB AND MIKEYWAY ARE SWITCHED. I JUST CAN'T. I WANT TO FEED HIM COOKIES AND JUICE! NOT SEX HIM.


FURTHERMORE, WORD ON RYAN AND SPENCER. THEY ARE SCARY AND ALSO POSSIBLY IN THE VEGAS MOB (YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THE SPARKLES AND THE GAY. )

Joe Trohman looks like SERPICO. THAT IS NEVER HOT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I FIND YOUR LACK OF WANTING TO SEX MIKEYWAY ACCEPTABLE. JUICE AND COOKIES FTW!

*gives you gold star*

That totally insanely makes me want Pete/Mikey where they sit around with cookies and juice. SHUT UP BRAIN SERIOUSLY.

Joe Troh is the number one bandom dude I would actually want to date/be in a relationship with/do, no lie.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::pins on gold star:: ::BEAMS::

IT'S KIND OF A PROBLEM FOR ME, BECAUSE I FIND HIS WIFE UNBEARABLY HOT, YET I CANNOT IMAGINE MIKEYWAY AS A SEXUAL BEING. HE IS ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD!

::giggles:: THE SWEET LITTLE DUDES CLUB WAS ACTUALLY FORMED BY PATRICK AND BRIAN! SO THAT PETE AND MIKEY COULD HAVE PLAYDATES WHILE THE ADULTS HAD COFFEE AND SEX AND TALKED ABOUT THE HARDSHIPS OF SINGLE PARENTING.

Oh, wow. Seriously? Joe Troh, who I adore AS A MAN WHO SEEMS PLEASENT IN A PLATONIC FASHION, is just not in the sexy category for me.

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He's like every boy I've ever known! Sort of.

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I mean, I don't know many potheads.

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And he is sort of cute?


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But come on!

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Andy's HIPS people!! I don't want date the man, but woo. Sexy.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't even know. Joe Troh is my bandom boyfriend. I don't even know WHY.

...Andy, on the other hand, does nothin' for me.

::giggles:: THE SWEET LITTLE DUDES CLUB WAS ACTUALLY FORMED BY PATRICK AND BRIAN! SO THAT PETE AND MIKEY COULD HAVE PLAYDATES WHILE THE ADULTS HAD COFFEE AND SEX AND TALKED ABOUT THE HARDSHIPS OF SINGLE PARENTING.

Have I mentioned before how much I love your brain? WANTWANTWANT.

If Mikeyway is perpetually five, does that mean Gerard is perpetually eight?

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

were you still there when we went to space? i forget.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Was that fourth grade?

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

i don't know, but i still remember the time that we were EVACUATED FROM SPACE.

[paris7am.livejournal.com]

Sorry - completely random pop in from nowhere out of context post here! I'm here via kalpurna although I'm familiar with you through friends of friends in DS - my main love is Pros. Now that I've introduced myself, I just wanted to say that I hope it's okay with you if I friend you? I looked to see if you had a policy, but didn't see one, and decided to just mention it to you since it makes me feel strange when people just pop out at *me*. I'm a brand new to bandslash, but I'm completely, insanely in love. My list differs a slight bit from yours (Frankie, Frankie, Frankie!) but it's ridiculous how much love there is for ALL of these guys...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hello there! And, no, it's perfectly okay if you friend me, so feel free: I never mind new people!