I have come to a serious realization.

[schmerica]

Okay, you know, forget everything else I've said, Pete/Patrick, Pete/Mikey, canon het couples, Bandom/Me. My REAL bandom OTP? Forever and ever amen, swear to god, cross my heart and hope to die?

PETE/JAILBAIT.

♥♥♥OTP!!!♥♥♥

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[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*dies of giggles*

Oh PETE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THEIRS IS A FORBIDDEN LOVE, BUT MERE LAWS AND MORALITY CANNOT QUENCH ITS FLAME.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

Write me jailbait Mikeyway and older creep!Pete AU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

.......

NOW I REALLY WANT TO, DAMMIT.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

Jailbait Mikey! With his big glasses and awkwardness and CREEPY PEDO PETE.

There's nothing NOT awesome right there

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I CONCUR.

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

...I support this!

(And now I'm thinking about Pete/underage!whoever AUs, and it's like, wait, half of those are CANON.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha, half are canon and the other half should be?

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

It's TRUE.

(And by "canon", I mean "Pete canonically knew them when they were jailbait, and IN MY HEAD, they totally hooked up, e.g. Jon Walker.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It makes sense to ME.

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

....shit. now that you say that, its totally obvious, isn't it. *raises hand along with you*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY IS. How did we all miss it for so long!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Stop me if you've heard this.

When Joe Troh was 16, he was bbf with and went on tour with this dude Pete and his friend Andy. Pete and Andy ripped off his underware every day.

So, uhhh, maybe Pete/JAILBAIT is canon.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I had NOT heard that, but I have been wondering for a while now where all the Pete/baby!Joe stuff was, man.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

This is before Patrick chatted Joe up in Borders.

Back when Joe shipped Pete/Joe and not Pete/Patrick/Joe.

It was in a Rolling Stone article.

Anyway, the Pete/underage!Joe is hiding but there are fics where they are married with kids/raise Hemmy(who is sometimes an actual kid) togther.

[wearemany.livejournal.com]

pete/jailbait is an awesome, awesome OTP. and so well supported.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's almost as canon as Pete/Patrick!