none? at all?

[schmerica]

PETE. WHY DO YOU GOTTA BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT.

*sighs sadly*

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[omphale]

And yet, how funny is it that his art-film debut is so easily confused with one?

Oh, Pete. From now on, only let Patrick choose your projects. You cannot be trusted to make your own decisions.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That IS the shining light of awesome of the whole situation, yes!

[omphale]

Plus, have you actually seen the film? It's a very Pete Wentz sort of role. You just know that at the end of the screening, Patrick was shaking his head sadly and Pete was running around talking about African deer.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have it downloaded, but I haven't gotten a chance to watch yet! It's very sad! Especially since my internet connection is in my public living room where my dad and little sister are all the time. *clutches earphones*

[omphale]

It is VERY sad. Because it's not genius, but there are moments from it that are really well done. Also, Pete Wentz.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

...yet.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*holds out a ray of hope*

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::pets:: Don't worry. THERE'S ALWAYS COBRA STARSHIP. If Gabe Saporta doesn't have a sex tape, then I don't know my own basement!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ideally, multiple. With a careful labelling and filing regiment to keep track.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

With a big, sparkly sign over the door where he keeps the tapes: Gabe's Cupboard of Love.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. I bet there are rainbows and everything!

...If that's the cupboard of love, though, what's the one with the lube and condoms and handcuffs called?

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

The File Cabinet of Necessity, of course! (That one has unicorns, in honor of Mikeyway)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. Mikeyway stands for sex supplies! I like it!

(Also it makes me think of that one t-shirt with the fucking unicorns. Heh.)

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::grins:: It's right next to the First Aid Kit of Waaay Too Much Enthusiasm, which just has a big picture of Pete Wentz's face on it.


(Mikey owns three of those shirts, by the way, and he hates them. UNICORNS ARE SRS BNS, OK? BACK OFF PORNO!UNICORNS! But his band keeps buying them for him everytime there's an online sale. Actually, he wouldn't be suprised if Frankie has his company make a special run of the damn things, just in case the stores stop selling them.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POOR MIKEY. HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR IRONIC COMMENTARY ON UNICORNS, YOU KNOW. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. REALLY. I MEAN YOU, FRANK.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

AND THEN HE GOES AND CURLS UP IN BOB'S BUNK WHICH EVEN FRANKIE IS A LITTLE LEERY OF 'RE-DECORATING' WITH PORNICORN DECALS AND GLITTER.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! Bob thinks unicorns are pretty dumb, but he doesn't MOCK them or, you know. TARNISH THEM. He just goes, "Aren't unicorns pretty dumb?" and then shrugs when he sees Mikey look sad.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

He apologizes, of course, but that's just because Gerard sits him down one day and explains the 'Make My Little Brother Sad, No More Blow Jobs for YOU, Mister' connection.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww. Being with Gerard is HARD, man, with all these rules. But it's Gerard! So it's worth it.

Gerard probably has a whole list of punishments for people who make Mikey sad. Lack of sex is only one of his many deterrents! There is also, for example, calling the person a motherfucker. Or ALSO looking sad and pouting. Gerard has layers.

I wonder just how many unicorns Gerard has drawn for Mikey over the years.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

He actually listed them all alphabetically once, with accompanying illustrations, but Mikey made him take it off the tour bus fridge after a few days because Frank started acting on each one according to their placement on the list and he was one spot away from: "Don't put Bengay in Mikey's hand lotion."

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Also? Mikey has entire BOXES of pictures of unicorns which Gerard has drawn for him. When he and Alicia moved in together, they were the first things he showed her! Her response, "OMG CAN THEY COME IN PURPLE?!" was partially the reason he married her.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

<3<3<3<3<3

Pete just wanted to dress up like unicorns while they did it. Pete is ALSO unclear on the tarnishing concept.

[omphale]

Wouldn't they be pornicorns?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mikeyway's right eye is twitching right now, and he has no idea why.

[omphale]

He doesn't know, but he's guessing it's Frank's fault. It usually is.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Most of the time, yes, but you have to remember that this is also a guy who has Pete Wentz as an ex-boyfriend, so. Uh. Frank does not have a monopoly of "I KNOW SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING HORRIBLE RIGHT NOW" reactions.

[omphale]

He doesn't, but if it was Pete he'd be feeling vaguely nervous about bunny rabbits or something. The sudden urge to phone Brendon Urie and talk about puffy stickers and pretty white ponies is distinctly a "Frank is being a dick" sort of feeling.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

... ::tackles:: You are just so great.

[omphale]

*g* Turns out that glittery unicorns and Mikey Way are inspiring?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mikey gets that SO OFTEN you don't even know.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE LIKE ONE BIG GLITTERY MUSE.

[omphale]

I'd put money on his having a whole closet full of them. Neatly labeled and cross-referenced by gender, date, position, and kink(s).

And he's got backup copies stored on his hard drive, labeled "Ryland's poetry".

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Possibly there is a spreadsheet to keep track!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Gabe learned Excell JUST FOR THIS!

[omphale]

He did, and he hated every minute of it. But when Ryland's digging through a cardboard box, swearing about that time in Milwaukee, Gabe just sorts his titles by column F and it's all worth it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. If only there was a song about THIS.

[omphale]

Maybe the next album? Or for the FBR holiday comp! "All I Want for Christmas is a Porn Organizer"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I CAME HERE TO ORGANIZE YOUR PORN COLLECTION TONIGHT!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

I'M BRINGING GRAPHING BACK!

[omphale]

"My Charts are Hot and I Never Stop"

Maybe if we give Pete a list of titles and ask politely, he'll force his minions to give us a holiday album?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

We can only hope!

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::fingers crossed::

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::cackles:: Sometimes? He goes wild with the highlighting colors and then merges it all into a flowchart--just to keep track of how many tapes he makes per average.

AND THEN HE LEARNED TO MAIL MERGE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Gabe also has applied his new organizational skills to collecting vegan recipes! This means there are now two folders on his desktop, one for the tapes and one for his cooking collection. Sometimes he gets them confused. Both of them have peanut butter listed as keywords, okay?

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Strangely, he never has this problem when he types in 'olive oil,' but Alex won't look him in the eyes anymore.

[omphale]

And now Bill Beckett is seriously afraid to open his mail. Because really, seeing a list of Gabe's sexual hijinks organized by the number of times he said, "Ooh, yeah, you're up to no good" is not the sort of thing he can handle over breakfast.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Which is why he never checks his e-mail before lunch. Or alone.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

He tries to use his kid as an excuse for why Gabe should leave him off his mailing list. He's a dad now! He doesn't have time for this/it's inappropriate now! Gabe is unconvinced by this argument, especially since Beckett the Dad is still up for sexy make out sessions.

[omphale]

He did create a new category, though. As a precautionary measure. Because if Beckett can do it, then anybody could have a kid, and who knows when that sort of list might come in handy?

Plus he's thinking of calling the next album DILF. Just to piss people off.