so close and yet so far

[schmerica]

Today my sister was dressed in skinny girl-jeans, a fitted black wool peacoat, her black-framed emo glasses, and a goofy knit hat covering her head.

THIS IS TOTALLY THE CLOSEST I WILL EVER GET TO LIVING WITH MIKEYWAY, YOU GUYS.

Earlier today blondiusmaximus and I had a comment discussion about a universe where, upon getting sober, Gerard transferred his addiction to the relatively harmless one of shopping. The fact that this made no sense did not stop it from being totally awesome.

Earlier I was looking at someone's icons and mistook Starbuck from BSG for Bob Bryar. I approve of the girl!Bob musings this brings to mind.

Anyway. You guys, tell me about your stupid Mary Sue bandom fantasies? Anything from completely filthy to innocent and vanilla, I'm interested. Because I realize this week that my ultimate one is just, like, standing around awkwardly with pre-Lasik Mikeyway while we both shuffle our feet awkwardly and glance at each other from under our bangs. I can't even.

(Number two: cuddling on a couch with Gerard watching stupid horror movies that he gets stupidly excited about periodically and explains stuff to me. POSSIBLY EVEN HAND HOLDING, I KNOW, I"M WILD.)

Comments

[greenet.livejournal.com]

Apparently I really want to cuddle with Ray Toro in his bunk? I woke up from a dream about that a couple of days ago and was really upset that there was no Ray Toro in my bed. *sad face*

Oh and I just want to listen in to all of MCR talk about comics for hours and hours, possibly days. It would be awesome.

[marginaliana]

MCR breaks up eventually and Gerard goes on to become an art professor and he comes to talk to me (librarian) for a research interview. OMFG I AM SO LAME I FANTASIZE ABOUT SCHOLARSHIP.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I KIND OF WANT TO HUG ALL OF THEM. /o\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, Ray Toro seems like he would give the best cuddles, seriously. I can get behind that.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha AWESOME. (Gerard as professor = always bizarrely hot, sigh.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww. They all need and deserve hugs, is the thing!

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

Exactly! And I bet a lot of them give good hugs.

[marginaliana]

Is there anyone in the universe who does not want to cuddle Ray Toro? If so, I pity that person.

There should be 32423784 Ray Toros just so there would be plenty to go around.

[greenet.livejournal.com]

I don't know if it actually counts, but in my dream, he really, really was. I'll never believe anyone who says he's a bad cuddler now.

And I'm tiny, so I fitted against his chest really well, and he had one arm over my stomach and one patting my hair, and our legs were all tangled, and it wasn't even dirty! Just really, I don't know, peaceful and nice and cuddly.

*dreamy sigh*

I need Ray icons so I can really work this dream induced crush.

[greenet.livejournal.com]

Dude, that would be awesome! Where's the list so I can sign up?

I promise I'd treat my Ray Toro very well and feed him and keep him with comics and take away hair straightening irons and everything!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, totally. And most of them are so crazy physically affectionate anyway, you know? They have lots of practice.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

I wanna hold hands with Mikeyway. Then we play world of warcraft and guitar hero. then probably watch Naruto for a few hours.

Then drink starbucks.

Once I had a really freaky dream about Gabe Saporta being in my bed. And I was in this weird halfdream-half awake state and I REALLY FELT MY BED SHIFT AND SOMEONE HOLD ME.

And I thought it was Gabe. Then was really weirded out when I woke up and no one was there.

[besquared.livejournal.com]

i want to watch the bootlegged copies of the wonder years with pete in his parents house. \o/ i want to do it straight up middle school style too, with me on one of the twin beds, and him on the other. yeaaaaah. i covet his wonder years dvds, i won't lie. probably my favorite show of all time.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

Dude, you think you're wild? I HAVE BANDOM NIGHTMARES. Like, this is why I have a Dira!barrier for reals, because I have the horrifying thought that I'll somehow conjure Bob Bryar up just by saying his name.

And there I'll be, going on and on about the hotness of a man have never met and the people I'm with just get more and more quiet and they're all o.0 and I'm all, "...What?"

And maybe Dira points and then, "He's right behind me, isn't he."

And then he says, "Yep."

AND THEN I DISGRACE MYSELF AND HIDE BEHIND DIRA and die.

The end!


Oh! Or the one where I geek out about vocals with Patrick Stump and they call security on me. Really, nothing I can come up with ends well. Like, I'll end up insulting Pete, or something. Mostly, everything ends with my mom having to bail me out of county.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am not laughing at your pain. Really. Except for how maybe I totally am. But fondly! I promise!

*comforting hugs!*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, with the twin beds. AWWW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a pretty perfect afternoon, really.

[besquared.livejournal.com]

(also! it just dawned on me that i have a recurring fantasy involving patrick, myself, and a conversation about the riot grrrl movement. we'd listen to bikini kill and sleater-kinney records, and we'd gossip about how kathleen hanna grew up to be a bad lesbian because she married the dude from the beastie boys.)

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

mostly? i feed them. (seriously, i am so lame i could DIE)

but anyway, i'm friends with them all (somehow!) and i'm always bringing them cookies or cupcakes or something.


i really REALLY wish i had more to add to this but no: number one bandom mary sue is OMG FATTENING THEM UP

[greenet.livejournal.com]

That's a worthy cause though! And cookies. Who would say no to cookies?

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I am admitting this, but okay, here it is:

I like to daydream that I will be working some lame-ass job and just happen across them one day (it's usually FOB in this particular dream) and we talk and I say something poignant and their next cd comes out and whatever I said is one of their RIDICULOUSLY LONG SONG TITLES and I completely freak out. And no one believes me! BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH.



Also there is the one where I spoon with Mikeyway on his family's couch, but whatever, EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I think this is kind of akin to how every story unlovablehands wants to tell MCR starts out with "So [my mom/my ex-boyfriend/this kid I tutored] hates your band, and ..."

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Basically the only thing that ever, ever got me through a day at Starbucks was the thought that that might be the day that Jon Walker would come in and order a drink. For some reason, in this fantasy I knew his parter numbers, and this impressed him rather than creeped him out as it should have.

[I did get Chris Faller and Jeffree Star, though [not at the same time], so I mean, not bad.]

[speshope.livejournal.com]

So the mary sue bandom fantasy that almost made me die on the freeway? All about me winning that Write Fanfic Win Drum Lesson From Bob Bryar thing (so improbable considering I don't write fic, but hey! I can do everything in fantasies) and then him inviting me to go have dinner with the guys. And then we were like penpals for a while until he decided to move to Portland to be with me because it seemed like a pretty cool town.

And then we had a bungalow. Okay, in my original daydream, we didn't have a bungalow, but I'm currently in love with bungalows right now, so dammit!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

In high school, when I was painfully socially awkward, my mother would give me baked goods to go bribe people into liking me with.

Trufax.