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ficbyzee that it's kind of amazing how this fandom lets you write nothing but dudes being dork-asses with each other. ♥♥♥
Here is 700 words of stupid banter, okay? It makes me happy, maybe it will make you happy, too.
Pete/Mikey, with references to Pete/Joe, Pete/Patrick, Pete/Ryan, everyone in MCR/everyone else in MCR.
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"So, wait," says Pete, "you've really never fooled around with anybody in your band? Not ever?"
Mikey says, "No?" It's not actually a question, but his intonation comes out that way, probably just because Pete sounds so shocked about it.
Pete's eyes are still narrowed, but all he says is "Huh."
Mikey kind of wants to laugh. "I'm serious, Pete, I swear to you, no one in My Chem has ever slept together. It's not that weird!"
"Hey, hey, hey--" Pete says, and he sits up so he's not laying across Mikey's knees on the couch anymore, more like kneeling halfway in his lap and halfway on his own feet. "I didn't say anything about sleeping together, dude. I mean, you know that I'm not -- you're a freak circumstance for me."
It's stupid for that statement to make Mikey's chest feel warm and tight -- it was a pretty crappy proclamation -- but it does anyway.
"I'm just talking about, you know. Helping each other out." Pete makes a gesture that's surprisingly not at all obscene.
"Helping each other out," Mikey repeats.
"Yeah, like. When Joe turned seventeen, you know he had never had a blowjob? And Joe's a fucking awesome guy. He deserves blowjobs. So." Pete shrugs.
"That's ... really stupid," Mikey says. "What about, um, Patrick? You guys seem really close." He looks down at his fingers, playing at the hem of Pete's t-shirt.
"Patrick?" Pete says. He sounds surprised and maybe a little thrilled. "Dude, are you jealous, that's completely awesome--"
"Shut up." He can feel his face flushing. Pete takes his chin in hand and tilts it up and grinns at him.
"No, hey, it's cool, Mikey Way, hey. Patrick's, like. Patrick's straight like a ruler, he really is. There was never anything like that between us." He leans in to kiss Mikey, and Mikey makes the decision to let him this time. After a couple seconds, though, Pete starts laughing.
He says, breath soft against Mikey's cheek, "Well, but, there was a blowjob there, too, but that doesn't really count, right?"
Mikey shoves Pete back with a hand to his chest, and Pete falls off the couch, still laughing.
"Whatever, Mikey, it was his first time! It's not a big deal."
Mikey crosses his arms. "Wow, so you were just, like. A regular blowjob fairy, huh. Servicing all the deserving babies."
Pete rolls his eyes. "Two dudes. Yeah, that totally makes me an oral sex Santa Claus." He pauses for a second. "Well, three dudes, if you count Ryan Ross. But still!"
"God," Mikey says, shaking his head, "you're such a douche--"
"Awww," Pete says, and he's climbing back on the couch, straddling Mikey, knees on either side of his thighs. He leans in, nuzzling his face with his own, until Mikey relaxes a little and tilts his head back. "Come on."
Pete's kisses always start out soft and sweet, then move on to serious. He likes to bite, but Mikey likes being bitten, so it works out. He wants to pull Pete, hard, against his body, but he resists, and waits for Pete to push himself.
Pete is nipping at the lobe of Mikey's ear when he says, "Maybe -- maybe it's different with you guys cuz of the brother thing."
Mikey groans.
"No, like, it makes sense. They'd have to leave you out of the circle jerks and blowjobs, otherwise it'd get awkward--"
Mikey wraps his hand around the back of Pete's neck, firm and heavy, and Pete's eyes get bigger.
"Please. Just. Stop talking?"
Pete licks his lips, slowly, obviously for show. "You could make me."
Mikey lets go of Pete's neck, takes his other hand off Pete's hip, and he lets himself flop back, resting against the back of the couch, the cushion supporting his head. He stares at Pete silently.
Pete smiles, like he's laughing at a joke only he can hear, and says, "Do you want my special one-time deserving dude blowjob?"
"No," says Mikey. "I want something that's just for me."
Pete says, "I can do that."
ficbyzee that it's kind of amazing how this fandom lets you write nothing but dudes being dork-asses with each other. ♥♥♥Here is 700 words of stupid banter, okay? It makes me happy, maybe it will make you happy, too.
Pete/Mikey, with references to Pete/Joe, Pete/Patrick, Pete/Ryan, everyone in MCR/everyone else in MCR.
*****
"So, wait," says Pete, "you've really never fooled around with anybody in your band? Not ever?"
Mikey says, "No?" It's not actually a question, but his intonation comes out that way, probably just because Pete sounds so shocked about it.
Pete's eyes are still narrowed, but all he says is "Huh."
Mikey kind of wants to laugh. "I'm serious, Pete, I swear to you, no one in My Chem has ever slept together. It's not that weird!"
"Hey, hey, hey--" Pete says, and he sits up so he's not laying across Mikey's knees on the couch anymore, more like kneeling halfway in his lap and halfway on his own feet. "I didn't say anything about sleeping together, dude. I mean, you know that I'm not -- you're a freak circumstance for me."
It's stupid for that statement to make Mikey's chest feel warm and tight -- it was a pretty crappy proclamation -- but it does anyway.
"I'm just talking about, you know. Helping each other out." Pete makes a gesture that's surprisingly not at all obscene.
"Helping each other out," Mikey repeats.
"Yeah, like. When Joe turned seventeen, you know he had never had a blowjob? And Joe's a fucking awesome guy. He deserves blowjobs. So." Pete shrugs.
"That's ... really stupid," Mikey says. "What about, um, Patrick? You guys seem really close." He looks down at his fingers, playing at the hem of Pete's t-shirt.
"Patrick?" Pete says. He sounds surprised and maybe a little thrilled. "Dude, are you jealous, that's completely awesome--"
"Shut up." He can feel his face flushing. Pete takes his chin in hand and tilts it up and grinns at him.
"No, hey, it's cool, Mikey Way, hey. Patrick's, like. Patrick's straight like a ruler, he really is. There was never anything like that between us." He leans in to kiss Mikey, and Mikey makes the decision to let him this time. After a couple seconds, though, Pete starts laughing.
He says, breath soft against Mikey's cheek, "Well, but, there was a blowjob there, too, but that doesn't really count, right?"
Mikey shoves Pete back with a hand to his chest, and Pete falls off the couch, still laughing.
"Whatever, Mikey, it was his first time! It's not a big deal."
Mikey crosses his arms. "Wow, so you were just, like. A regular blowjob fairy, huh. Servicing all the deserving babies."
Pete rolls his eyes. "Two dudes. Yeah, that totally makes me an oral sex Santa Claus." He pauses for a second. "Well, three dudes, if you count Ryan Ross. But still!"
"God," Mikey says, shaking his head, "you're such a douche--"
"Awww," Pete says, and he's climbing back on the couch, straddling Mikey, knees on either side of his thighs. He leans in, nuzzling his face with his own, until Mikey relaxes a little and tilts his head back. "Come on."
Pete's kisses always start out soft and sweet, then move on to serious. He likes to bite, but Mikey likes being bitten, so it works out. He wants to pull Pete, hard, against his body, but he resists, and waits for Pete to push himself.
Pete is nipping at the lobe of Mikey's ear when he says, "Maybe -- maybe it's different with you guys cuz of the brother thing."
Mikey groans.
"No, like, it makes sense. They'd have to leave you out of the circle jerks and blowjobs, otherwise it'd get awkward--"
Mikey wraps his hand around the back of Pete's neck, firm and heavy, and Pete's eyes get bigger.
"Please. Just. Stop talking?"
Pete licks his lips, slowly, obviously for show. "You could make me."
Mikey lets go of Pete's neck, takes his other hand off Pete's hip, and he lets himself flop back, resting against the back of the couch, the cushion supporting his head. He stares at Pete silently.
Pete smiles, like he's laughing at a joke only he can hear, and says, "Do you want my special one-time deserving dude blowjob?"
"No," says Mikey. "I want something that's just for me."
Pete says, "I can do that."
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9/12/07 05:22 (UTC)*DRAWS GOOEY HEARTS*
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9/12/07 03:13 (UTC)a) Patrick was very drunk
b) Patrick was underage
c) Pete spit most of the come into Patrick's duffel bag, getting his last piece of clean underwear
d) Then Pete kissed Patrick on the mouth, solely to gross him out with the last bit of come in his mouth
e) Afterwards Pete snuggled up with Patrick and told him it was too bad Patrick had a dick, because otherwise he could totally be the love of Pete's life
f) When Patrick attempted to put out the flaw of this plan (ie, Pete would still be a dude), Pete shushed him and told him he was ruining the moment.
g) Pete has brought up this action as proof of what an AWESOME friend he is to Patrick approximately five dozen times since.
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9/12/07 10:24 (UTC)It's stupid for that statement to make Mikey's chest feel warm and tight -- it was a pretty crappy proclamation -- but it does anyway.
Awww. This is so cute! Pete/Mikey are so right together, especially with their crappy little proclamations that made my chest all warm too.
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31/5/08 22:33 (UTC)because, you know, that's so very truealso: yay for random ryan ross insertion =P
I love fics like this- kinda like a little peek
aboointo the their "lives".