potpourri!

[schmerica]

I wasn't completely sure what I thought about the wikipedia meme going around, but then it gave me "Dick o the Cow" as the name of my band. I CANNOT RESIST THAT SORT OF AWESOMENESS, YOU GUYS, I JUST CAN'T.

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

I stopped at 10, but otherwise I followed the directions.

Band Name: Dick o the Cow
Album Name: 1993 World Rally Championship season

1. Masifunde Sonke
2. Glen Roy Rohrer
3. List of Roswell episodes
4. The Magic City
5. Roman Catholicism in Sierra Leone
6. Thorius troglodytes
7. Book of Odes
8. FC Schalke 04
9. Dogs in Canada
10. AIR FM Gold

You guys, here is what I love about this: if you ignore my (TOTALLY AWESOME OMG) band name? This is totally a lost Mountain Goats album. I'm serious, I can hear John Darnielle singing every single one of these tracks.

Um, so pre_emptive commented on the Pete/Mikey ficlet I posted last night, and I wrote her this in response. Hi.

Anyway. Have some more haikus made from my journal? They entertain me, at least.

1. hand up to orgasm
just playing at a nice boy
a little pearl giggles

Best EVER.

2. to see it again
alicia says they wouldn't
be able to read

I'm pretty sure this is dirty.

3. you could be like your
second totally way more
lame birthday party

*giggles*

4. with a new fandom
where is all the fisting and
gangbangs and waycest

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

5. doing anything
with the fact that i would hit
that so hard you guys

It really doesn't even matter what I'm talking about here, does it?

6. not gabe saporta
doing the whole flowered
bandanna thing but

...I just want to see that.

7. curious help a
girl wee gen gerard talking
about dirty porn

I want that fic.

8. bed when alicia
climbs out she grabs her panties and
pete's furry thing

I'm not sure I would ever be brave enough to grab Pete's furry thing.

9. pete's sweatshirt from
the frankieness on the mouth
before she finishes

FUCKING DIRTY, YO.

Comments

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

... I actually just went to check if there was a Mountain Goats song called "Roman Catholicism in Sierra Leone," and was genuinely baffled to find the answer is no.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Maybe I somehow magically stumbled onto the NEXT album?

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

MAYHAP

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

oh man. these haiku made me giggle out loud. especially pete's furry thing and the frankieness on the mouth. :-D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Seriously, are those not both awesome?

[dine.livejournal.com]

I can't stop repeating "Dogs in Canada" to myself - are you *sure* it's not a Mountain Goats song?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I -- pretty sure? Um.

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

I try doing those haikus for my journal, but since the only public entries are the FO banner and the Chris/Pete, everything is very creepy. x_x

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww, that sucks!

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

ON THE OTHER HAND, I get things like

around his cock pete
breath hot against his neck pete
pete looked at him

and

jesus christ tag team
one chick with your friend and he
never thought about

so maybe it's not all bad! \o/

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

I would honestly not be surprised if a Hail and Farewell, Gothenburg-type album eventually leaks and the tracklist is EXACTLY THAT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WIKIPEDIA HAS POWERS, MAN.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

3 IS THE SWEETEST TRIBUTE I HAVE EVER GOTTEN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU JUST THAT MUCH.