brooklinegirl, you will still love me if all i do is post about p

[schmerica]

I am kind of creeped out by how long I just spent looking at all the pictures on Pete Wentz's buzznet. I don't know, belladonnalin didn't have that picture of Emo Bdon Missing His Animal Crackers.

And then looking at all the pictures of Hemmy was mildly hilarious when you're keeping all of this in mind. He wishes Hemmy could walk to two legs so they could hold paws and go to the movies together. I don't even know. There is nothing EVER in this fandom that you can think of that Pete Wentz hasn't gotten to first.

His stupid teletubby fixation is going to haunt my dreams for real, though.

This picture, I'm just weirded out by because it might be the most attractive I've ever found Pete. At least while he's wearing a shirt. I mean. Um. What?

Oh, and apparently the photo I posted earlier, along with the Alicia version, was posted to his buzznet in Feb. 2006, so that gives an approximate date. I don't when hers was taken, though.

This just cracks me up. Pete might not have the pretty girl powers of the brothers Way, but he does what he can with glamor shots and bad lighting.

That said, these are my very favorite pictures of Gerard as a pretty lady, because Bex and I were discussing it earlier:









(In this one he is simultaneously a badass chick and a kind of wimpy dude. Awesome.)

What about you guys?

Comments

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I SEE NOTHING IN THAT PICTURE BUT FRANK


HI FRANK



CAN I TOUCH YOU


I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME BUT IT WILL BE FUN I SWEAR

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I had a conversation with someone who shall remain nameless earlier where we discussed Frank in that picture re: his "glowing" qualities. It is possible the phrase "baby bump" was uttered.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Dear Erica, we can't be friends anymore, love Jori ♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DID YOU EVEN READ MY COMMENT ABOUT GLASS UNICORN BUTTSEX BEFORE YOU DECIDED THIS?

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

NO I SAW THIS ONE FIRST

WHICH NEGATES THE OTHER ONE


BECAUSE THIS ONE IS WAY MORE UNAWESOME THAN THAT ONE IS AWESOME


D:

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...What about the post about Alicia and Pete being SECRET TWINS?

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST. NOW, YOU ARE HORRIFYING TO ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*CRIES FOREVER*

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

CAN WE BOND OVER HOW GERARD WAY IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH NO INTEREST IN MAKING BABIES PERHAPS

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...I AM GOOD WITH THAT IF YOU ARE! *PUSHES THE SUBJECT OF BABIES FAR FAR AWAY*

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Bonus points if her name is not "Geraldine"!



no offense to anyone who has written fic about geraldine way! it is a fine name and actually one of the many reasons i am not allowed to have children is that i will name them things that no one has been named in years like zedekiah and bernadette! just, you know.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I don't even care about what her name is. As long as we can call her Gee, the entire topic is cleverly avoided!

(SEE: how I never explain what Mikey is a nickname for when Mikey's a girl.)

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I THINK MIKEY IS THE WORLD'S CUTEST GIRL'S NAME, NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE. I WOULD DATE A GIRL NAMED MIKEY.


Of course, I am still bitter that my parents did not name me Zachary Alexander anyway despite being the not-a-penis model, so. *shrug*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

My dude's name would have been Kyle. Which works as a girl's name, but is just a little too "mid eighties baby!" for my tastes.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SPEAKING OF GIRL GERARD (SEVERAL DAYS LATER):

http://pearl-o.livejournal.com/935972.html?thread=9580580#t9580580