brooklinegirl, you will still love me if all i do is post about p

[schmerica]

I am kind of creeped out by how long I just spent looking at all the pictures on Pete Wentz's buzznet. I don't know, belladonnalin didn't have that picture of Emo Bdon Missing His Animal Crackers.

And then looking at all the pictures of Hemmy was mildly hilarious when you're keeping all of this in mind. He wishes Hemmy could walk to two legs so they could hold paws and go to the movies together. I don't even know. There is nothing EVER in this fandom that you can think of that Pete Wentz hasn't gotten to first.

His stupid teletubby fixation is going to haunt my dreams for real, though.

This picture, I'm just weirded out by because it might be the most attractive I've ever found Pete. At least while he's wearing a shirt. I mean. Um. What?

Oh, and apparently the photo I posted earlier, along with the Alicia version, was posted to his buzznet in Feb. 2006, so that gives an approximate date. I don't when hers was taken, though.

This just cracks me up. Pete might not have the pretty girl powers of the brothers Way, but he does what he can with glamor shots and bad lighting.

That said, these are my very favorite pictures of Gerard as a pretty lady, because Bex and I were discussing it earlier:









(In this one he is simultaneously a badass chick and a kind of wimpy dude. Awesome.)

What about you guys?

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LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

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Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

COUNTERPOINT THOUGH! WHEN YOU UNWRAP THAT PACKAGE, YOU FIND HE WAS WEARING WHATEVER THE HELL THIS SHIRT (http://www.canadianshack.net/bands/ashbd/ashleebirthday%20(10).jpg) AND I SUPPORT THAT. PETE: AN ONION OF SEXY.


THIS ERA: HIT IT Y/N?

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DUH YES. I mean. As long as Dirty is not actually there.

(UGH PETE WHY DOES YOUR UGLY JACKET SUDDENLY BECOME ENDEARING WHEN YOU WRAP IT ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SHOULDERS?)

Man, I mostly only save pictures of Pete that I actually like. It's weird how hard it is to find all the ugly ones on demand! There's always there when you're NOT looking.

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Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

it will never not crack me up how TOTALLY PISSED Pete is that you are eyeing his lucky charms. GET BACK NOW. and yes, I would still hit it. HE IS WEARING THE BRACELETS OF NINE YEAR OLD GIRLS. INCLUDING ONES (http://i24.tinypic.com/2s1sk5t.jpg) WITH MAYBE-PATRICK'S NAME, IDK.

and i agree, i too save only the more attractive ones. whoops!


ONLY HE KEEPS ON THE SOMBRERO. IN BED. YOU CANNOT CHANGE THIS. Y/N?

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, as long as he's on top, the sombrero wouldn't even be in the way!

Uh.

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PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MONKEY LIKES TO WATCH.

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I knew at some point it would come to deciding how comfortable I am with his furritude. CHICKEN. THE MONKEY CANNOT WATCH.


CAN LA LOHAN? AND THE MESH SHIRT?

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's starting to get pretty iffy! I don't know, though, I think La Lohan would be too distracted by her giant pile of coke to notice, right? So ... okay.

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RYAN ROSS ROLE PLAY?

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

faster than he could say "And here's your top hat and capri-sun". I am DOWN with RyRo shenanigans, even if they are followed by more teletubby ones.


Threesome with his clone?

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

See, the Ryan Ross thing totally put ME off, but doppelgangers are AOK!

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Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

Question: is he making the Yoshi noises? Nevermind, yes. if I can get past teletubbies, there is no costume I can't deal with.

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know, other than the tail, he looks pretty good there!

(Pete Wentz, why do you make me say these things?)

I don't know, though. Wouldn't the tail have to come off when his pants come off? Because that would be fine.

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Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA KRYPTONITE. There's too many glorious things going on. MY FAVORITE OF WHICH IS THE HIGHWATERS.

upon careful consideration, i am out of pictures that don't make me go Y PLZ immediately, and also sleep :( so i'm going to cheat for my last one.


Y/Y/MFY?

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD MY EYES. YOU WIN THIS ROUND!

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

\o/ I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM AND DAD, BUZZNET AND TEENIES WITH PHOTOSHOP ALL AROUND THE WORLD!

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

p.s. this thread made me LAUGH LIKE AN ASSHOLE. a;slfkja;lsdkfj everyone is staring at me.




I'D TAP THAT, EVEN WITH THE TAIL

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'D TAP THAT, EVEN WITH THE TAIL

WHEN WE FORM A SUPPORT GROUP THAT CAN BE OUR MOTTO! \O/

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[birdsflying]

(Pete Wentz, why do you make me say these things?)

I'll take "horrifying yet strangely attractive photos of Pete Wentz" for $200, Alex!

Um, also, uh - that photo? Kind of makes me think: Velvet Goldmine. Um. *shifty eyes*

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Question: is he making the Yoshi noises? Nevermind, yes.

I just suffocated on my own laughter and then CAME BACK TO LIFE to friend you AHAHAHA. *zombieflists you*

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

I thought it might be an obstacle if his orgasm noises were those "hup!" noises! IT WAS A SERIOUS CONCERN FOR A MINUTE, BUT I CAME TO TERMS.

zombiesflister! \o/

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Hup! Hup! Slurp! Is there a tongue attachment with the costume? o.0

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

this thread made my life a better place, but the sound i made while thinking about p.weezy making the hup! noises in the sack was fucking hilarious. A++++ THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Re: LET'S PLAY SEX-WITH-PETE CHICKEN!

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

faster than he could say "And here's your top hat and capri-sun".

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I just laughed so hard that I started to choke. Brendon's canonical love of Capri Suns is my favorite.