Actually, now fluffernutters sounds dirty too. MY POOR CHILDHOOD

[schmerica]

pearl_o: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/petemikey2.jpg
pearl_o: Pete: THIS IS MY HOT BOYFRIEND. MINE.
pearl_o: Joe: Hey, Mikey.
pearl_o: Mikey: HEY THERE HOT STUFF :D

etben: I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THAT PICTURE

pearl_o: giggles*

etben: god
etben: MIKEY WAY
etben: GROWING ON ME LIKE A FUNGUS

pearl_o: MikeyWay likes sandwiches. If you know what I mean.

etben: dude sandwiches

pearl_o: Well, yes.
pearl_o: Also fluffer nutters!
pearl_o: But I totally meant it in the dirty way there.

FIRST PERSON TO WRITE ME JOE/PETE/MIKEY GETS A BRAND NEW CAR! AND BY BRAND NEW CAR I MEAN I WILL WRITE YOU PORN OF YOUR CHOICE IN EXCHANGE, OK?

Comments

[suckmyglock.livejournal.com]

What is it about Mikeyway and his endless potential for threesomes? You have Mikey/Pete/Alicia, Joe/Pete/Mikey, Mikey/Gerard/Alicia (and/or Lyn-Z) (if you do waycest)... Mikeyway: The Possibilities Are Endless!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think it just goes along with how you can pair him off with everybody, man. BANDOM BIKE.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

Pete/Mikey/Gabe...

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

i would really enjoy seeing (reading) a pornographic re-interpretation of the definition of fluffernutter. for the record.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I WOULD NOT. D: D: D:

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

really? REALLY? is it just the childhood-destroyingness of it, or?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Pretty much. Way too strong association with my mother and father and sister!

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

see, i have never ever had fluffernutter, so i have absolutely no qualms about its pornification (...it's like gentrification, BUT MOAR BETTAR!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

My eighteen year old sister still eats them for lunch sometimes. I NEED LINES. You know. On very rare occasions.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

for what it's worth, i probably wouldn't want pete wentz's dick anywhere near my little sister either, metaphorically or otherwise.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is one thing EVERYONE can agree on!

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

every time i pause to so much as consider maybe writing joe/pete/mikey, my brain stalls out and i have to pull over to the side of the metaphorical road and wait for it to cool down before i start doing anything again.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sadface*

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

that makes two of us! i just cannot even begin to come up with a premise beyond pete being all, "hey joe, come by my room later?" *pete runs off* "hey mikey, come by my room later?" and then joe and mikey meet in the hall, knock on pete's door together, and pete answers the door naked. ot3 ensues. idk, i just... can't. it's sort of like achieving enlightenment or something? it is just too massively good to have any sort of earthly incarnation?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Of course, Pete randomly answering the door naked is totally the start to every possible bandom story ever. Sadly, 75% of them do not feature anybody haing sex with him.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

75% of that 75% has huge potential for hilarity though!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Seriously, right? Now I want naked-door-answering-Pete Wentz to make random cameos in every story ever.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

this could be arranged with ease, i'm sure!

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

also, has anyone ever speculated about those interesting dark spots on the front of mikeyways coat in that picture?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heh, not where I've seen.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

i think its one of those things where mere speculation may not ever do true justice to the hilarity inherent in there being stains on the front of mikeyway's coat.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

that said, if they were light instead of dark i would have NO PROBLEM speculating, that's for sure.

[stele3.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Today seems to be the day of mental Mikey threesomes. Why, just this morning I got a bunny from Bexless' recent hurt/comfort fic... you've read it, right? Frank flirts with sadism a bit, and my brain immediately went to a place of "FRANK/MIKEYWAY HESITANT UNCERTAIN SADOMASOCHISM," then JUST as immediately added Alicia to the mix for a lovely Frank/Mikey/Alicia dom-sub-dom threesome! EEEEEEEE.

Ahem. I would totally write you Pete/Mikey/Joe if I knew anything about Joe Troh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

then JUST as immediately added Alicia to the mix for a lovely Frank/Mikey/Alicia dom-sub-dom threesome! EEEEEEEE.

I APPROVE OF THESE THOUGHTS 100%

Ahem. I would totally write you Pete/Mikey/Joe if I knew anything about Joe Troh.

Aww, at least that's one step closer to my goal.

[etben.livejournal.com]

I still love everything about that picture, for the record. AND ALSO EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION WAIT WHAT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ALSO EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

[forgotnsuitcase.livejournal.com]

*had a fluffernutter for dinner* D:!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to taint it!

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

HOW HAS NO ONE WRITTEN THIS FOR YOU YET? I was at a hockey game, so I am exempt. Dude, first thing tomorrow I am writing you a snippet of it at least, because seriously, THIS THREESOME NEEDS TO EXIST.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU DESERVE MANY MANY NICE THINGS.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

that photo always takes me to the pete/mikey/joe place. seriously, mikey sammiches are the best.

except, um, when they're [not (http://restless-jedi.livejournal.com/228406.html?style=mine)] (scroll down to the last item).

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking GOD. Seriously. I have no words.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

i KNOW. i mustmustmust see video of it. because seriously, it's too good to be fiction, and yet. NEED PROOF THAT IT ACTUALLY OCCURRED.

(the interview, not the comewich!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man, I don't even KNOW. I can't imagine how that could be real, but I can't imagine how it would be made up either.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

that whole last section is TOO FABULOUS FOR WORDS. *grabby hands at youtube*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*thoughtful* I can believe Bert and Gee only got to handjobs pretty easily, really, considering all the alcohol and drugs.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

well, i logged my google time, and apparently the whole interview's a fake (there's a tiny bit more about M&Ms and skittles at the beginning).

but yeah, bert & gerard handjobs are a totally likely scenario. i don't really like to think about it because of all the alcohol, drugs, and lack of showers, but you know. semi-canonical, even without the fake interview.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ha! I am not surprised by the fakeness, but still, too bad.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

yeahhh. parts of it were very believable! oh well.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

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