prison for jerks

There's some, but not as much as I would like. Because I am selfish. MORE MORE MORE.

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forgotnsuitcase.livejournal.com

pete/brendon! i love it. but, it always turns into some sort of 'ryan doesn't share!' type of thing in the stories that i read. :|

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Yeah, it makes sense with Pete/Patrick and Ryan/Brendon being huge otps, that's going to be what a lot of them are dealing with, even if it's not my favorite.

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annaalamode.livejournal.com

Is it just me or does Pete look like a mafioso in that picture?

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I can see that! I was thinking he was just trying really way too hard to look pimp.

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she-belongs.livejournal.com

hi, I'm Linly. My friend

sullensiren let me know that you are pretty much amazing and that I might be interested in knowing you. I asked her why, she mentioned bandslash. First of all, count me in. I dont need to know much else. But then again she doesn't know a lot about bandslash (she hears it from me but its all a bit of gibberish, I think) so she couldn't tell me anyway.

Back to the awesome. So here I am, asking politely if I can add you. And then possibly offering you Pete/Brendon of non-angsty sort once I get past my job interview tomorrow? It will either be a cheer me up because I didn't get the job, or a celebratory ficlet. I promise. Sound like a plan?

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Hi! Welcome! I never mind being added, dude, so I hope you stay entertained. I never say no to free fic, either. Good luck with your interview!

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That photo: Brendon has paid Pete Wentz to be his prom date?

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Does that make Pete a male escort?

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Not professionally? I'm thinking there was a hilarious misunderstanding at some point.

...is he still a callboy if he feels bad and gives Brendon his money back before sleeping with him?

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Man for SERIOUS, I thought your icon said girlparts, and I just wasn't sure how to feel about that.

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...Do you get to have an opinion, what with the combination of a) icon and b) Chosen People status?

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I can have an opinion about anything I want!

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That's an excellent point. TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS, JORI. TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS.

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Currently gmail has given me the following helpful link:

ESPN.com - Rodriguez: UM 'special place' he couldn't deny - 7 hours ago

and I am thinking about A-Rod's "special places." Remember when earlier this year he gave a press conference about how he and Derek Jeter weren't having sleepovers anymore (http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/a+rods-tree-fort-now-a-very-lonely-place-237977.php)?

[for the record, the gmail link was about a totally different rodriguez, but i was thinking about sleepovers.]

Edited 18/12/07 08:46 (UTC)

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Man, all gmail gives ME is information of fishing rods and drum sticks and other phallic objects. Lame.

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SLEEPOVER PRINCES OF BASEBALL

STILL NOT OVER IT

IT WAS IN FEBRUARY

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Jesus wears girlparts? How...postmodern. Or disturbing. Where does he get them, I wonder?

Edited 18/12/07 08:45 (UTC)

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... maybe Gerard has spares?

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...Please tell me you are envisioning synthetic girlparts.

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MAYBE.

OR MAYBE HE SHEDS.

← horrifying myself right now

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I don't even know if that's better or worse than imagining him vivisecting girls to obtain their parts.

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*takes a moment*

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God, and people tell me I'M traumatizing.

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I'm sorry! Goodness, I feel like your gingerbread cookies are being scandalised, here. Their horrified little faces!

Edited 18/12/07 09:06 (UTC)

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Ahahah, dude, those gingerbread cookies have been putting up with, like, underage waycest genderfuck in other friends. They're tough!

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That's...intriguing, actually.

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I HAVE A SERIAL KILLER THING OKAY

in another thread i am telling jz all about how much i hope ryan ross is writing songs about necrophilia :) :) :)

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YOU LOVE ME

NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME

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I DO NOT THINK I COULD FORGET IF I TRIED

http://pearl-o.livejournal.com/938686.html?thread=9706942#t9706942

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......... i'll be in my bunk.

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See? My love for you is PURE. For, um. Certain values of pure.

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Hahahaha oh my god so I'm reading these terrible Stephen King novels, right, but there was just the best line ever, where this guy was carrying this ladyfriend around, and she was like, "He has his hands all over my purity!" to which he replied "If it were that pure, it wouldn't be cracked."

I LAUGHED SO HARD.

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anashi.livejournal.com

Brendon and Pete bowl half naked together. Why hasn't fandom gotten on that?! Also, he was trying to bug Brendon from thousands of miles away by telling an interviewer to ask him about manstew. It's love or at least some sort of mischievousness.

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SERIOUSLY, man! Shirtless bowling hijinks are priceless!

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offtheceiling.livejournal.com

I AM SO OBSESSED WITH PETE/BRENDON. AND THERE IS BARELY ANY. AND IT MAKES ME GO LIKE THIS :( :( :(.

My life, so HARD.

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