mcr! and porn! but not porn about mcr! (i'm confused too)

[schmerica]

So I read valerie_z's story At the End of the World the other day, and one of the many awesome things in was the mentions of Gerard's love for tranny porn, which I have realized is now canon in my head.

etben and I were discussing this, and it developed into us imagining the porn preferences for the entire rest of the band, too.

Ray, we think, would be pretty normal and mainstream.

Frank's collection is broad, if not deep, with special fondness for threesomes and light bondage.

Mikey likes hentai.

Bob has, like, an entire collection of pre-1920s pornography. It's partly a porn thing and partly a weird collection and habit thing. It's very organized! There's a catalog with cross references! If you mess it up he spends a long time getting it back just so. Some of it's hot and some of it's freaky, but it's all kind of innocent, like everybody's having fun. It's awesome.

Brian Schechter -- schoolgirls? And other uniforms, too. Het, lesbian, gay, whatever. (This is not because of the I'm Not Okay video, but it totally makes imagining that shoot even more hilarious/sexy, doesn't it?)

And Matt Cortez, as we all know from CANON, has everything in the world.

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[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Pearl, tell me about Matt Cortez's lending library of porn. The real reason (or one of them) that everyone wants him to come on tour with them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Matt's totally generous with his collection! He wants everyone to appreciate the complete awesomeness, right?

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

it also makes him sad when people haven't seen Private Dicks 8: Conjugal Visits.

Seriously, what do people do with all of their time if they aren't masturbating?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Well, on the MCR bus, at least, they seem to spend a lot of time playing Magic: the Gathering and reading comic books, but that might not be the case everywhere!

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Panic seemed to be playing with make up every time he went on their bus. Really, the dancers were more his kind of people.

(oh lord, this reminds me of a webcomic where a guy was more interested in masturbating than actually having sex).

[she-belongs.livejournal.com]

Mikey likes hentai

It is just so in my head.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine it any other way.

[marginaliana]

Bob's vintage porn collection fascinates me! I'm sure that Frank laughs hysterically when he sees it and Bob just makes this hurt face at him and mutters "philistine."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Poor Bob! Frank just doesn't understand.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

OMG.

Yes. To all of these. They are now my canon.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* It makes so much sense!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

But what kind of hentai?

There's tentacles and schoolgirl and shota/chan/lolicon/etc.

What flavor depends of the type of personality.


I never thought I'd have to contemplate Mikeyway's hentai prefferences.

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget Frank's instructional video on getting the most out of your dildo. (it came with the long black one)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, how COULD we forget that one? ♥

[frogy.livejournal.com]

But what about Gerard?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Didn't we mention the tranny porn in the first paragraph?

[frogy.livejournal.com]

Wow, I fail at reading.