i think my stomach is eating itself. maybe i should obtain food.

[schmerica]

WRITING IS HARD. *poutface*

Meme:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

[eta] I'm not actually going to write any of these (unless something strikes me), but I am curious. [/eta]

Comments

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

Pete/Brendon! *handshandshands*

One day I'll shut up about that pairing, today is not that day.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Don't shut about the pairing! I want hear more. MORE I TELL YOU.

(Jai and I were throwing random porn bits at each other for them in the comments here (http://pearl-o.livejournal.com/940071.html), but it's not the same. HMMMMMMMM.)

[greenet.livejournal.com]

Girl!Mikey/Girl!Pete/Male!Alicia! having hot sexxors in a cabin by the sea.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

God! *takes out list and adjusts glasses*

More Girl!Gerard/Bob.
Silly boys playing Gay Chicken and refusing to back down. Your choice of boys.
The one where they're all very cunning linguists! Or just normal linguists.
Wingfic!
Always-a-girl EVERYONE. Except PETE. and PETE IS GAY. Oh the despair!
Panic! successfully pretending to be straight! and people believe them and are bummed! except it's really GSF, because ha ha ha straight no rly.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

...Do I actually need to answer this?

*curious*

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

EPIC PETE/JOE.


Wait, I think that answer applies to everyone. UMM LOTS OF RARE PAIRS \o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Epic + me = not a very good combination. SIGH!

Rare pairs, though, I am fascinated by. SO MAYBE THAT!

(I am actually working on Pete/Joe porn for you right now! But it's not going very well so far. *crosses fingers*)

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

Rare pairs are totally my weakness. I cannot express how awesome that random pairing generator you made is. It brings me daily joy.

(I am working on that Pete/Joe Christmas fic because apparently I think I'll get something done this week before the holidays!)

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I would make you write me underage AU SPN genderswap hetcest where Sam has always been a girl.

What?

Or some Kaylee/River.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If I was ever going to write SPN (which I'm not), I'm sure that is exactly what I'd write!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I like to play to your strengths. *g*

[marginaliana]

Cracky Gordon Korman crossover featuring Mikeyway at summer camp. :D

[ficsoreal.livejournal.com]

Moar Pete/Mikey/Alicia!!!!

[llassah.livejournal.com]

Frannie/Welsh! Or Stella/RayK/RayV after she marries RayV- something really messed up and painful but hot.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, you know, even if I was still writing a lot of due South, I'm not sure I have two Stella/Ray/Ray stories in me!

[llassah.livejournal.com]

hehe, it was worth a try *is sneaky like woah*

[lovelypoet.livejournal.com]

Pete Wentz (and/or co) getting caught perpetrating vaguely illegal shennanigans by certain Chicago based law enforcement officers


WHAT? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!

[mcee.livejournal.com]

Really really hot/kinky Alicia/Sarah with Mikey watching?

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

Mikey/Pete/Alicia, of course.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

HISTORY BOYS AU! *annoying grin*