throw a coin into the sea

[schmerica]

i. a story

Context: fox1013 is in graduate school, studying library science and children's literature. She's writing a paper for her class on fairy tales.

fox1013: I have been awake for 19 hours. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT INCEST ANYMORE.
pearl_o: ...*zips lips*
fox1013: ...Okay, no, there is no way you can paint Maiden Without Hands as not creepy.
fox1013: see, she's a maiden? wihtout hands
pearl_o: no, i meant. like. because i talk about incest a lot.
fox1013: but that's HAPPY INCEST.
pearl_o: heeeeeeeee.
fox1013: THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE THE REMOVING OF BREASTS AND HANDS AND SENDING HER WANDERING IN THE WORLD. WTIH HER HANDS STRAPPED TO HER BACK.
pearl_o: This is true.
pearl_o: Although I could totally see somebody asking for that story on mcrficfinders.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

ii. some pictures

Because I just spent a really long time staring at them and poking everybody on my buddy list to look at them with me.



When I look at this picture, the first thing that comes to my mind is "Man, and you wonder why you're always the bitch, Suarez?"

I'm kind of a bad person.



I love his divaness so much, you guys.



1. This is a really pretty picture
2. OH MY GOD THERE IS HAIR COMING OUT OF HIS FACE WHAT THE FUCK. DID YOU KNOW HE COULD DO THAT? I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DO THAT. It looks so unnatural on him! Like he's being attacked by a chin-hair-monster! I just. WHAT.



I love his stupid face so much, you guys. So much. Especially when he's a pretty lady.



Judgy Frank is judgy.



In ten years, when MCR is on permanent hiatus and Gerard goes to live in his cabin in the woods away from civilization, this is what he will look like all the time.



I have no funny comment to make about this picture whatsoever.



I know it's a different picture that causes the realization in each one of us, but for me? This is the first picture where I looked at Gerard and mistook him for Mikey. And then I was like "OH! Microphone!" And also wider face, but mostly: microphone.



HONEST MISTAKE.



Nothing I can say can improve that. Or top it, either. THE END.

Comments

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

That could so be a story request on mcr_ficfinders. Also, that picture of Gerard with facial hair is totally blowing my mind, particularly in juxtaposition with his pretty lady portrait below.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Gerard is always the rapist on ficfinder, right? Poor Mikey, doomed to walk the world maimed!

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

yes gerard is either a rapist or murderer and mikey ends up dead more often than not. Poor, poor mikeyway.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And then Gerard just rapes his dead body. SIGH.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

You know I don't think gerard would be content with necrophilia, I fear he'd begin experimenting with reanimation therapies so he could bring mikey back rape him and then kill him again. over. and. over. and. over.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

And then Frank comes and tries to save Mikey! But Gerard kills his puppy.

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

but not before forcing mikey to experiment with a little bestiality. Frank cries a lot when he finds his dead puppy, but not as much as he cries when he finds ray with his mouth sewn shut with his own hair.

...and now I think I've used all of the most horrific storylines I've seen requested over there.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I THINK WE LEFT OUT THE PEDOPHILIA

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

OH DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT MIKEY WAS 10 AT THE TIME OF THE STORY? BECAUSE HE WAS.

there, all fixed:)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's the most glorious story of all time.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

LINKPLZ

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL SICKO

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

*SAD*