the stupid girly gloves, with the buttons on the wrist!

[schmerica]

So the comments in one of my other entries turned into -- well, not a discussion, but a place where a bunch of stood around and said "Pining! I love pining! And yearning! And UST! More please!"

And that led to me leaving pre_emptive this comment:

LIKE. PETE AND MIKEY ARE IN LOVE! BUT PETE IS ALREADY PROMISED TO SOMEBODY AND MIKEY DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY ANYWAY SO THEY CAN NEVER BE. SO MIKEY IS GOING OFF TO, LIKE, INDIA OR CRAP TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE. AND HE GOES AND CALLS ON PETE ONE LAST TIME IN HIS PARLOR AND THEY STAND IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW AND THEY ARE BOTH THINKING ABOUT THINGS THEY CAN'T SAY AND IT'S ALL FRAUGHT AND MIKEY SAYS, "PETE..." AND PETE SHUSHES HIM WITH ONE FINGER ON HIS MOUTH. AND MIKEY TAKES PETE'S HAND IN HIS AND SLOWLY SLOWLY PEELS OFF HIS GLOVE, AND THEN BRINGS PETE'S HAND UP TO HIS FACE AND PLACES ONE KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PALM. AND PETE LETS OUT A LOW SIGH AND HE AND MIKEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A LONG MOMENT, AND THEN MIKEY LETS GO OF PETE'S HAND, AND TAKES A STEP BACK, AND PUTS THE GLOVE INTO HIS COAT POCKET AND LEAVES.

AND HE KEEPS THE GLOVE THE WHOLE TIME HE IS IN INDIA. AND THEY WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER WHICH THEY ARE BOTH AFRAID TO SEND BUT WHICH THEY KEEP ANYWAY. AND PETE HAS A BIG SOCIETY WEDDING WITH HIS BETROTHED AND MIKEY MAKES HIS FORTUNE AND THEN FIVE YEARS LATER MIKEY COMES BACK TO ENGLAND AND THE FIRST TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER IS IN SOCIETY, AT A PARTY, WHERE NEITHER ONE KNEW THE OTHER WOULD BE THERE.

If your eyes are not burning from that much capslock in a row, I think you can all clearly see the amazing awesome involved here.

Also discussed last night, in a different forum: how much of a kickass medieval mystic Gerard Way would have made. Aversion to all sane forms of hygiene? CHECK. Creepy obsession with blood? CHECK. Complete earnestness? CHECK. It's the role he was born to play, baby.

I also scientifically proved, through the skills fandom has taught me, that Alicia and Mikeyway are sleeping together. Neither shoemaster nor pre_emptive seemed properly impressed by this proof of my utter genius.

Anyway. Ray Toro's cock is way more important than anything else I could ever have to say.

Comments

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I love you and your face ♥

[etben.livejournal.com]

tell me more of gerard way, kickass medieval mystic! I YEARN OKAY.

also, I agree with your yearning like BURNING, which phrase rhymes and is consequently EVEN MORE TRUE THAN IT ALREADY WOULD HAVE BEEN.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Can you show me this proof?

also, I WANT THAT FIC! I WANT IT TO BE AN EPIC!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Also discussed last night, in a different forum: how much of a kickass medieval mystic Gerard Way would have made. Aversion to all sane forms of hygiene? CHECK. Creepy obsession with blood? CHECK. Complete earnestness? CHECK. It's the role he was born to play, baby.

AH HA HA. IT IS SO TRUE. HE WOULD BE ALL LIKE "DUDES, LOOK AT MY HAIRSHIRT." or something.


Also, I can't believe I'm asking this because it sounds ridiculous, but is Ray Toro's cock okay for clicking on when I have my mother and brother sitting in the room? I AM SO CURIOUS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I AM PRETTY SURE HE PROBABLY SENDS LOTS OF BITCHY LETTERS TO THE POPE JUST LIKE CATHERINE OF SIENA. IT'S AWESOME. He's all, "Um, I don't want to like, criticize the way you're doing your job or anything, but you're doing it wrong!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* NO YOU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

(http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/pearlo/band/?action=view&current=mcr68.jpg)

If fandom has taught me one thing, it is that wearing the same clothes = SEXYTIMES.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, it should be okay. I mean, if they saw it they would be like "...What the fuck, Susie?" But it's not actually genitalia.

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

I love, love, LOVE pining. Love it so much, it's my favorite thing ever in the world in fic, where there are OBSTACLES to overcome and theirloveissohopeless! But then of course it's only good if they surmount said obstacles and against all odds, end up together and totally in love, happily ever after, THE END!

*grin*

I like that whole Mikey and Pete scenario, too. I love them together. And Mikey would do so well in India, I think!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Heeee. Oh Erica, this is my favorite thing you've said ever today. He would so much be Catherine of Siena because I heart her feisty ass.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

\o/\o/\o/\o/

Yay for fandom teaching us how real life works!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I do also have a secret fondness for the occasional pining-with-no-payoff, I'll admit it. (Secret love letters over THIRTY YEARS while married to other people! SIGH.) But then people start beating me around the head, so.

I don't even know what Mikey would do in India, man. But I bet he would have a lot of cunning hats.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Right after I posted this entry I realized that, like, you, me and Dira are the only people I know who know enough about medieval Christianity to get why this is all hilarious? BUT IT SO IS. ahahahaha OH GERARD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fandom teaches us SO MANY useful things!

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

He would have many hats! But he'd be all quiet and reserved and, you know, Mikeyish, and all the expats would think he had mysterious skills and talents and possibly magic, and would want to include him in their dealings (people always think quiet folks are deep. *grin*).

I cannot handle the pining with no payoff! It hurts my heart! They have to go back, and, you know. I don't know. Maybe Pete's wife has a lesbian lover or something, as they did back then, freeing him to be with Mikey forever!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

in irrelevant news, I consider pete shaving a surrender. \o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ROMANTIC FRIENDSHIPS FOR THE WIN \o/ Happy queer threesome of accepted-by-society-yet-happy-ever-after!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

You, me and Dira are the Cool Kids, Erica, so it's okay.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HA. He's giving up! He's all FINE YOU GUYS BANG ME ALREADY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SO TRUE.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

(hi, you can tell I'm bored at the Parents' House because I'm replying to like every other comment in your LJ)

I don't even know what Mikey would do in India, man. But I bet he would have a lot of cunning hats.
I almost need an icon of this. If I had photoshop right now, man. This would be my bandom icon.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I know! Right?

(it's funny, though, because it's actually kind of true. Like when it came out that FOB hadn't realized they needed to pay for the rights of Maurice Sendack's words/images and then got slammed a few weeks into the young wild things tour and all the fangirls went "HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT IF YOUR TURNING A PROFIT BY USING THE IMAGES IT NECESSARILY DOESN'T FALL UNDER FAIR USE AND THEREFORE YOU NEED TO BUY THE RIGHTS AHEAD OF TIME?")

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would do it for you except, uh, I suck so hard at text icons. Mikey likes hats! Um.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha, yes. BOYS.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I suck at them too. It's a sad state of affairs. How can text icons be so hard to do?