also, i approve of how much ray/gerard is going on in the comments there

[schmerica]

I am in love with the bandom unpopular opinion meme, you guys. Here are a couple of things it's got me thinking about, though:

Things I have learned from the bandom unpopular opinions meme:

1) Incest fic is wrong, not hot. I want to go around saying that about everything now, you guys. (Also, complaining about incest should be against the rules at the same time you complain about no one writing kink = hilarious, y/n?)

2) There are people who hate Frank/Bob, you guys. Apparently a (ANONYMOUSLY) LOUD AND VOCAL section of fandom! I just. I feel like my world is turned upside down. Frank/Bob. It's made of kittens and rainbows and dorky-ass goofy freaks! I AM GOING TO BLOCK ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE FROM MY MIND BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY YOU GUYS. If you hate this pairing, don't ever ever ever tell me. I am going to live in a world where everyone embraces it's awesomeness.

(You can tell me if you don't like Fraser/Kowalski or Pete/Mikey or, I don't know, even John/Aeryn. I will be surprised by your lack of taste, but it won't WOUND MY SOUL like this.)

3) I can vaguely follow the arguments, but in reality I will never get why people hate fic with the canon girlfriends/wives involved.

4) There are people who think the fact that Gerard looks like a girl is a BAD THING. Also people who use "cocksucker" as an insult. I'm so confused.

5) MIKEY WAY IS A HOT-ASS SHUT UP.

6) No, Patrick Stump is not fat, but if he WAS, that wouldn't be a horrible insult and it wouldn't make him automatically ugly and completely unattractive. BOTH THE PEOPLE TRYING TO INSULT HIM AND THE PEOPLE DEFENDING HIM TEND TO PISS ME OFF. Fat is not a horrible slur! FAT PEOPLE ARE HOT, OKAY.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

1) ME TOOOOOOOO.

2) They talk about it like it's one of those pairings people just make up to be weird! Like it has no canon basis! And it's like, even if you don't like it ... FRANK THANKS GOD EVERY DAY FOR BRINGING HIM BOB. He jumps into his bunk! He climbs on top of him! He almost kills Bob at every performance and Bob never gets mad despite the fact that Bob takes no shit from anybody! They are super close friends! EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING, THIS IS NOT A CASE WHERE WE ARE JUST MAKING CRAZY SHIT UP, OKAY.

3) No, like. I understand the arguments intellectually, is what I'm saying! I just can't get over the "...Jamia? Alicia? Lyn-Z? :D" part of my brain.

4) Gerard being a girl is one of the things I love most about him! And Pete Wentz is a cocksucker is an insult? What?

5) MORE MIKEYWAY FOR US

6) SERIOUSLY, stop being fatphobic, fandom!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

2) Yes! Like...it's not us smushing Panic and My Chem boys together or something (which I am also very much a fan of!). There is canon clinging and love and BOYS BEING AWESOME. TOGETHER.

3) Ohhhhh ok. I like that part of your brain! It is a fun part! *agrees with it*

4) PETE WENTZ SUCKS COCK AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

2) Seriously, it's just. Not liking it is bad enough (IT WOUNDS MY SOUL) but acting like it's completely nonsensical to even come up with it makes me think you've never seen LotMS.

3) Except when it is apparently OFFENSIVE. Heh.

4) I actually am not convinced Pete sucks cock, but if he does MORE POWER TO HIM. If he's just all about handjobs, though, that's okay too.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

2) Yeah, see, I don't care if people don't like it...that's up to them. But to act like there's no basis is just ridiculous. *pets your wounded soul*

3) I LIKE YOU BEING OFFENSIVE.

4) Ok, yeah, that's true. But he probably gives awesome handjobs.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

4) EXCEPT FOR MIKEYWAY. HE TOTALLY BLEW MIKEYWAY. AND HE WAS KIND OF NERVOUS ABOUT IT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S TOTALLY NOT INTO DICK USUALLY AND THIS IS A BIG DEAL AND AND AND STUFF. AND MIKEY IS JUST TOTALLY BLANK-FACED AND LIKE "YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU WANNA GO GET A SNO-CONE OR SOMETHING?" AND PETE IS LIKE "SHUT UP I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR COCK, OKAY, SHUT UP," AND MIKEYWAY JUST UPS AND PATS HIS HAIR A LITTLE AND PETE LEANS IN AND LICKS THE HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

FJKDJFLJSFKSDL YES EXCEPT FOR THAT.

AND MIKEYWAY IS ALL CLINGING ONTO THE COUCH AND TRYING REALLY HARD TO NOT FUCK PETE'S MOUTH AND FAILING JUST A LITTLE BIT.