I STILL HAVE 45 MINUTES TO KILL

[schmerica]

I'm sitting in the student union being boring! (Still another hour until my next class!) If you have my AIM you should message me and tell me horrible, horrible things so I laugh hysterically and all the hipsters think I'm a freak.

Anyway. I kind of totally adore this meme for real, you guys. I think it's because every one of the results I've seen so far totally strikes me as THAT COULD BE REAL. Not only could be real, but you can TOTALLY TELL exactly what kind of music it is.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.



MAYBE I WILL JUST DO MORE OF THESE TO ENTERTAIN ME.

Last night blondiusmaximus and I had a discussion about Mikey and Gerard's epic battle about Narwhals Vs. Squid: KINGS OF THE SEA. Because narwhals are, like, unicorns of the ocean. But squids ... the disgustingness of them, the suckers, the fact that they're in the ocean! Who can resist!

No one else in the band has an opinion. Mikey takes great joy in his calamari whenever they go out to eat.

Edited to add:

HELLO THERE QUIRKY 20-SOMETHING SINGER SONGWRITER CHICK WITH A GUITAR. I BET YOU HAVE FAKE RED HAIR AND WEAR STRIPED KNEE SOCKS.

Comments

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT OF A NEW ANGLE FOR THE BATTLE. Mikey is all SWORDS OUT OF THEIR FACES!! and then Gerard is like CAMOUFLAGE STEALTH!! And mikey is all MAGICAL PIRATES OF THE SEA and Gerard is like NINJA OF THE SEA and then Mikey is like PIRATES and Gerard is like NINJAS and Mikey is like PIRATES and Gerard is like NINJAS and Frank doesn't even warn them when he punches them both in the penis.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. See, one of them would actually have warning, though! Because Frank cannot punch both of them at the same time! I think it'd have to be Gerard first, because Gerard might actually move to keep from getting punched, whereas Mikeyway would not connect the "penis punching --> I should move --> really quickly even though I'm really comfy here --> don't move and get punched in the penis" train of thought.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I like to think it'd go:

Mikey & Gerard: DUDE NO DUDE DUDE BLAH NINJAS PIRATES BLAH
Frank: *strides out of the bunks*
Mikey & Gerard: BLAH BLAH *oblivious*
Frank: WHAPPAM. *socks Gerard in the penis*
Gerard: T____T *tears of pain/joy*
Mikey: Dude, thank God, he's been waiting for you to punch him in the penis for, like --
Frank: WHAPPAM. *socks Mikey in the penis*
Mikey: OH GOD COME ON
Frank: *stalks back to bunk*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

"Did some dude named Frankie just kick you in the balls?"

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

And Gerard was just like OWWWWWHADDIDIDO? T___T

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH, THE DAYS WHEN FRANK WANDERED OVER TO GERARD'S SIDE OF THE STAGE AND IT WASN'T FOR GRAPHIC SIMULATED SEX

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...i think i hurt something, god. *snorfle*

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that picture is so incredibly appropriate for the band name! Awesome.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WOW. That is all I have to say.

[she-belongs.livejournal.com]

Aw your band can so tour with my band. They can write slash about our bands.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I loved my album cover as it was totally appropriate for the kind of musician that I would want to be.

Damn, now I want to do it again.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DO IT.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

FINE I WILL.

I keep getting dudes involved in sports for my name.

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v63/speshope/?action=view&current=2166237458_16ff8d685b_b.jpg)

I like the album name though. It's very warm and fuzzy.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww, that's pretty!

GOD MINE IS SO WRONG FOR ME

[hobbledehoy.livejournal.com]

i'm not actually making it because it's That Bad.

OVI
"distinguishes man from animals"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/renschevandyk/2168470179/

Re: GOD MINE IS SO WRONG FOR ME

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Wow. That is so amazingly inappropriate. I'm kind of impressed!