NOTE FOR SHEILA: I bought the book with Pete on the cover, too!

[schmerica]

THING ONE.

This is exactly what went through my mind on the latest Frank news. As, uh, everyone on AIM with me at the time can attest.

(ahahaha frank iero, you are ridiculous. because fangirls didn't love you enough, you tell us to be nice to people, save puppies, vote and read gandhi. YOU ARE A CLICHE, SIR.)

A smoking hot cliche, though, to be sure!

THING TWO.

Here, have ridiculous conversation! txtequilanights was entertaining me during my half-and-a-half of sitting around the student union being bored between classes earlier, and. Well. Things progressed.

pearl_o: PETE SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS ALL THE TIME
txtequilanights: I DO NOT DISAGREE
pearl_o: I DID NOT THINK YOU WOULD
pearl_o: THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU
txtequilanights: \o/
txtequilanights: PETE WOULD ALSO LIKE PATRICK TO BE SHIRTLESS
txtequilanights: BUT HE WILL TAKE WHAT HE CAN GET
pearl_o: HE IS A REALIST
txtequilanights: HE IS GOING TO BLOW HIM FIRST. THEN PERHAPS PATRICK WILL GET NAKED FOR HIM
pearl_o: GOOD PLAN!
pearl_o: HE WILL BE DISTRACTED BY THE ORGASM.
txtequilanights: WON'T EVEN NOTICE PETE TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF
pearl_o: ALSO IF HE DOES NOTICE HE MIGHT BE LIKE "WELL, BUT PETE JUST GAVE ME A BLOWJOB, MAYBE I SHOULD DO SOMETHIN NICE FOR HIM LIKE TAKE MY SHIRT OFF"
txtequilanights: I GUESS THAT WOULD BE OKAY
pearl_o: AFTER PETE RIMS HIM HE MIGHT EVEN TAKE OFF HIS HAT
pearl_o: ahahaha. Patrick's life is one giant game of strip poker without the poker.
txtequilanights: or without the chance of winning a hand
txtequilanights: because pete will already be naked
pearl_o: When it's time for one of them to go home, Patrick has to play the same game to make Pete puts his clothes ON.
txtequilanights: AHAHAHAHA
txtequilanights: after they fuck, pete will put on his socks or something. and then patrick has to make out with him for an hour to get his shirt on. and then a blowjob for the pants to go on
pearl_o: I WILL GIVE ME A BLOWJOB IF YOU PROMISE TO PUT ON PANTS BEFORE YOU DRIVE ME HOME, I SWEAR TO GOD
pearl_o: ahahaha.
pearl_o: EXACTLY.
txtequilanights: IT TAKES FOREVER
txtequilanights: PATRCK HAS TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GET PETE DRESSED
pearl_o: <3<3<3<3
pearl_o: Like, Patrick has heard parents of toddlers talk about how long it takes to get their kids ready in the mornings?
pearl_o: And he has sympathy.
pearl_o: BUT NOT THAT MUCH SYMPATHY.
txtequilanights: SYMPATHY, NOT EMPATHY

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

THING THREE.

I have pizza! YAAAAAAAAY. God bless Papa John's online ordering. And their weird specials that give you five toppings for, like, 12 bucks and ends up with me ordering a large onion-tomato-pepperoni-bananapepper-pineapple pizza with extra sauce. I remember now why living alone is awesome!

Comments

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

OMG, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT, BECAUSE MOSTLY I WAS LIKE AHAHAAHAHA IT IS TOTALLY PETE WENTZ FANFICTION! BY RYAN ROSS! IT IS THAT KIND OF WTF INDUCING!

ALSO MORE STRIP DRESSING PLEASE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is next on my to-read list after I finish the Sweet Far Thing! Although, uh, I don't know how long that will be, since that book is the size of a house and I'm doing reading for classes.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

What. What? What's the latest Frank news?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/chemicalromance/3090033.html

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

I tracked it down after I asked. Smoking hot cliche is right. Heh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LIKE HIM A LOT.

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

\o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*hearts*

[elucidate-this.livejournal.com]

what is this new frank news? i am having a bad fannish day and could use a pick me up :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/chemicalromance/3090033.html

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

*tea on screen*

Yes. So much win is inherent in that conversation.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

It could actually happen! is the thing.

<33333

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

ahhahahah that is super plausible.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Patrick totally gets into conversations with moms in line at the grocery store checkout. He just can't help butting in when they start talking about how their kid is going through a naked phase and just refuses to keep their shirt on! He has to give helpful advice! They have a nice conversation right up until the mom is like "So how old is your boy?" and Patrick is like "....28."

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

His number one trick is never to leave the house without a pocket full of candy. That way when they're in the hallway waiting to go to some meeting, he can be like "Hey hey hey, instead of taking that shirt off, you totally want an airhead, am I right?"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The distraction only works for a few minutes, but sometimes that's all the time you need! It's long enough to send someone out to distract him with a different hoodie, at least.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Hee, you guys are hilarious.

They should actually play strip poker, too. Pete would lose by default when he got naked and climbed into Patrick's lap after Patrick lost his sixth hand.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Pete does not, in fact, seem to understand the POINT of strip poker.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

His mindset is fundamentally opposed to the basic philosophy. In Pete's mind, when he's naked, EVERYBODY WINS.

(Of course, when Patrick's naked, there's lots of winning, too. It's too bad he tends to lose sight of the ultimate goal of Patrick-nudity as soon as Patrick's down -- what did I say, six hands? -- both shoes, both socks, blazer and tie if he's wearing them, hoodie and a T-shirt layer otherwise.)

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

So is the reason that Andy always seems to be half naked because he gets too many blow jobs or not enough?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. You know what, I don't think I want to know.

[yan-tan-tether.livejournal.com]

Reading the Frank thing just made me go AWWWWWWWWWWWW like an eejit &hearts &hearts &hearts

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right? OH FRANK.