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schmericaSo I'm even sicker today and my sleep schedule is totally fucked up and tragic and I really wish I had someone with a car to take me out to the grocery store. But am I cranky? No. No, I am not. Do you know why? It is because it is impossible to be cranky when this exists in the world.
GERARD ILU.
FRANKIE ILU TOO. Also, I actually kind of like the weird facial hair he's got going. Also: CIGARETTE.
Ahahahahahaha TORO.
Mikeyway's ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous face is a thing of joy FOREVER. I cannot even deal with.
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There are so many wonderful things about this picture I don't even know where to start. Frank looks like a patient kid! Mikey is posing like a model! Gerard just wants to get back to his cigarette! Bob is standing like Napoleon! I have no idea what the hell Ray is doing!
Ahahahahaha oh man. There is nothing like the fervent excitement of new canon, is there?
Here, have a conversation about Pete Wentz being a robot.
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pearl_o: http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001147.html
pearl_o: AND THAT ROBOT'S NAME
pearl_o: WAS PETE WENTZ
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txtequilanights: AHAHAHA OH GOD
txtequilanights: <3
pearl_o: of course pete does not know this is his true purpose
pearl_o: it is an utter shock when he finds out at age 28 or 29
txtequilanights: And he thought his purpose was making ugly clothes for teenage girls to make their parents buy for them!
pearl_o: WHAT A TRAUMATIC SHOCK.
txtequilanights: HE HAS TO GO AND WANDER AROUND FOR A WHILE WITH HEMMY AND LET IT SET IN
txtequilanights: before he calls Patrick to tell him the news
pearl_o: It's like
pearl_o: You would think knowing your purpose in life would make things make MORE sense
pearl_o: But it just makes Pete EVEN EMO-ER
pearl_o: Like. That's all there is?
txtequilanights: he's wasted so much time!
pearl_o: Scamming dude's girlfriends? That's his higher purpose?
pearl_o: FREE WILL IS A JOKE.
pearl_o: LIFE SUCKS.
pearl_o: *angst*
txtequilanights: DDDDD:
txtequilanights: PATRICK COME HOLD ME, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN CHICAGO THAT'S WHY THERE ARE AIRPLANES NO YOU CAN'T CHOOSE FREE WILL ISN'T REAL OH GOD THE ANGST
pearl_o: AWWWWWWWW.
pearl_o: Patrick is like "dude, no. you're real! look at all the stuff you've done! that isn't all programimng, that's for real."
pearl_o: and pete is like "MAYBE I JUST BECAME A ROCK STAR TO GET MORE CHICKS"
txtequilanights: AND HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU SEE WEARING CLAN SHIRTS?
txtequilanights: AND HELLO, PANIC AT THE DISCO WAS CLEARLY PART OF MY GIRL GETTING PLAN
pearl_o: Patrick is like "Maybe you're not a VERY GOOD robot! I bet you're a malfunctioning robot!"
pearl_o: "YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER."
txtequilanights: ALSO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE A REAL PERSON
pearl_o: :-(
txtequilanights: :-( :-(
txtequilanights: and then he takes some emo myspace pictures and posts them to buzznet with "what does it mean to be real?" as the title and "i didnt know until it was too late" as the text
pearl_o: You know what would solve this existential crisis?
pearl_o: GAY SEX.
pearl_o: having buttsex with patrick and settling down to make babies with = totally rebelling against his programming. fuck that shit! NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS FOR HIM.
txtequilanights: HE BETS HE CAN REWIRE HIS PROGRAMMING TO LET HIM HAVE PATRICK'S BABIES
pearl_o: ...They can be adoptive babies, Patrick says worriedly.
txtequilanights: just as an extra fuck you! (and because he want's tiny patrick's)
txtequilanights: he's all NO NO, I CAN TOTALLY MAKE IT THINK I HAVE A UTERUS.
pearl_o: Or they don't even have to be babies, Patrick continues. We could just be those gay guys who have lots of dogs. That's rebellious, too.
txtequilanights: BABIES, PATRICK. TINY RED HAIRED SQUISHY BABIES
txtequilanights: I WILL HAVE THEM. THEY WILL BE YOURS. I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES
pearl_o: Patrick doesn't want to actually bring the fact that he doesn't think ROBOT DNA will interbreed.
txtequilanights: Pete hasn't thought of that yet.
txtequilanights: he's very fixated on babies.
pearl_o: So Patrick is just "okay, sure" and Pete continues to be frustrated every month.
txtequilanights: he's TRYING SO HARD
txtequilanights: he even did the little hip lifting thing after sex!
pearl_o: *snicker*
txtequilanights: Patrick is just waiting it out.
pearl_o: Eventually, Patirck thinks, Pete will come up with the idea of a surrogate to carry Patrick spawn.
pearl_o: This will probably be about five years, though
pearl_o: In which time Patrick might actually be ready for a kid
txtequilanights: He totally has time
pearl_o: Also at some point Pete will get depressed about the idea of carrying on his bipolar robot genes anyway.
txtequilanights: Oh true!
pearl_o: ...Do you notice that a high proportion of our conversations go to the Pete/Patrick BABIES place?
txtequilanights: I...have
txtequilanights: That's probably my fault?
pearl_o: heeeeee.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
GERARD ILU.
FRANKIE ILU TOO. Also, I actually kind of like the weird facial hair he's got going. Also: CIGARETTE.
Ahahahahahaha TORO.
Mikeyway's ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous face is a thing of joy FOREVER. I cannot even deal with.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
There are so many wonderful things about this picture I don't even know where to start. Frank looks like a patient kid! Mikey is posing like a model! Gerard just wants to get back to his cigarette! Bob is standing like Napoleon! I have no idea what the hell Ray is doing!
Ahahahahaha oh man. There is nothing like the fervent excitement of new canon, is there?
Here, have a conversation about Pete Wentz being a robot.
pearl_o: http://www.qwantz.com/archive/001147.htmlpearl_o: AND THAT ROBOT'S NAMEpearl_o: WAS PETE WENTZtxtequilanights: AHAHAHA OH GODtxtequilanights: <3pearl_o: of course pete does not know this is his true purposepearl_o: it is an utter shock when he finds out at age 28 or 29txtequilanights: And he thought his purpose was making ugly clothes for teenage girls to make their parents buy for them!pearl_o: WHAT A TRAUMATIC SHOCK.txtequilanights: HE HAS TO GO AND WANDER AROUND FOR A WHILE WITH HEMMY AND LET IT SET INtxtequilanights: before he calls Patrick to tell him the newspearl_o: It's likepearl_o: You would think knowing your purpose in life would make things make MORE sensepearl_o: But it just makes Pete EVEN EMO-ERpearl_o: Like. That's all there is?txtequilanights: he's wasted so much time!pearl_o: Scamming dude's girlfriends? That's his higher purpose?pearl_o: FREE WILL IS A JOKE.pearl_o: LIFE SUCKS.pearl_o: *angst*txtequilanights: DDDDD:txtequilanights: PATRICK COME HOLD ME, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN CHICAGO THAT'S WHY THERE ARE AIRPLANES NO YOU CAN'T CHOOSE FREE WILL ISN'T REAL OH GOD THE ANGSTpearl_o: AWWWWWWWW.pearl_o: Patrick is like "dude, no. you're real! look at all the stuff you've done! that isn't all programimng, that's for real."pearl_o: and pete is like "MAYBE I JUST BECAME A ROCK STAR TO GET MORE CHICKS"txtequilanights: AND HOW MANY GIRLS DO YOU SEE WEARING CLAN SHIRTS?txtequilanights: AND HELLO, PANIC AT THE DISCO WAS CLEARLY PART OF MY GIRL GETTING PLANpearl_o: Patrick is like "Maybe you're not a VERY GOOD robot! I bet you're a malfunctioning robot!"pearl_o: "YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER."txtequilanights: ALSO, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'RE A REAL PERSONpearl_o: :-(txtequilanights: :-( :-(txtequilanights: and then he takes some emo myspace pictures and posts them to buzznet with "what does it mean to be real?" as the title and "i didnt know until it was too late" as the textpearl_o: You know what would solve this existential crisis?pearl_o: GAY SEX.pearl_o: having buttsex with patrick and settling down to make babies with = totally rebelling against his programming. fuck that shit! NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS FOR HIM.txtequilanights: HE BETS HE CAN REWIRE HIS PROGRAMMING TO LET HIM HAVE PATRICK'S BABIESpearl_o: ...They can be adoptive babies, Patrick says worriedly.txtequilanights: just as an extra fuck you! (and because he want's tiny patrick's)txtequilanights: he's all NO NO, I CAN TOTALLY MAKE IT THINK I HAVE A UTERUS.pearl_o: Or they don't even have to be babies, Patrick continues. We could just be those gay guys who have lots of dogs. That's rebellious, too.txtequilanights: BABIES, PATRICK. TINY RED HAIRED SQUISHY BABIEStxtequilanights: I WILL HAVE THEM. THEY WILL BE YOURS. I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIESpearl_o: Patrick doesn't want to actually bring the fact that he doesn't think ROBOT DNA will interbreed.txtequilanights: Pete hasn't thought of that yet.txtequilanights: he's very fixated on babies.pearl_o: So Patrick is just "okay, sure" and Pete continues to be frustrated every month.txtequilanights: he's TRYING SO HARDtxtequilanights: he even did the little hip lifting thing after sex!pearl_o: *snicker*txtequilanights: Patrick is just waiting it out.pearl_o: Eventually, Patirck thinks, Pete will come up with the idea of a surrogate to carry Patrick spawn.pearl_o: This will probably be about five years, thoughpearl_o: In which time Patrick might actually be ready for a kidtxtequilanights: He totally has timepearl_o: Also at some point Pete will get depressed about the idea of carrying on his bipolar robot genes anyway.txtequilanights: Oh true!pearl_o: ...Do you notice that a high proportion of our conversations go to the Pete/Patrick BABIES place?txtequilanights: I...havetxtequilanights: That's probably my fault?pearl_o: heeeeee.WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
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19/1/08 19:44 (UTC)this one seriously looks like they're announcing their plans for a hobo wedding and to move into the alleyway near their recording studio.
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19/1/08 20:21 (UTC)(not to be confused with a baby!patrick fixation, which is another thing we probably share.)
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20/1/08 01:17 (UTC)That's the best ever.
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20/1/08 03:41 (UTC)Your brain might be my favorite.
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20/1/08 12:02 (UTC)And FRAAAAANK *stares*
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20/1/08 14:08 (UTC)!!!!!!1!!!!
Write it please?
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