PETE: How do you not have sex with me? PATRICK: It is a struggle.

[schmerica]

I have reached that stage of sickness where the floor next to my bed is covered with scrunched up snotty tissues. I'M HOT STUFF, ALL RIGHT.

Bandom recasts on my friends list are making me happy. beingothrwrldly is doing Homestar Runner in her comments, which yay. And quettaser's post on Arrested Development is a couple days old now, but it still makes me shake with laughter every single time I think about it. Pete/Patrick twincest! Brendon is Annyong! Joe Troh as Buster to GERARD WAY'S LUCILLE BLUTH.

GERARD: You’ve ruined us.
BRIAN: I’ve ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. The millions you pissed away on clothing and jewelry and the spa treatments...
GERARD: Yes, to keep you interested in the only thing you ever appreciated—my body.
BRIAN: Can I help it if you got a fantastic body?
GERARD: And you’re as powerful as a bear. My husband, the bear.
BRIAN: Spare me some honey, wife.
GERARD: Oh, I’ve missed you.

Can you really say your life was complete without that? I doubt it.

I was actually really pleasantly surprised by how many people were willing to read Gerard/Ray, considering it's not a big pairing. You cannot resist the OTP OF NO IRONY WHATSOEVER IN THEIR SOULS, YAY. Of course, now that I have posted that fic, I want nothing else but for people to write me tons of horribly schmoopy domestic sequels to it. This is why I need minions, clearly!

Comments

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

DADDY HORNY, PATRICK

[jukeboxromeo.livejournal.com]

We were talking about this in line for Cobra yesterday. Gerard as Lucille! Andy on a Segway! These are things that will never stop being hilarious!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OPERATION: HOT MOTHER

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PATRICK: I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
GERARD: You would do that to your brother?
PATRICK: I said "cot".

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

FOR BRITISH EMO EYES ONLYYYYY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PATRICK: ANDY, I'm going to need you to sneak Gerard out of rehab.
ANDY: Gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at Spring Break would be Gerard.
JOE: She's better than the whores you date.
ANDY: Don't call my escorts whores.
JOE: Gerard's still got it.
ANDY: I don't date whores.
PETE: Stop it, both of you. This objectification of women has got to stop.
PATRICK: It's just Gerard and whores

[stereomer.livejournal.com]

gerard: who would want to go into that musty old claptrap?
patrick:...
gerard: ...
patrick: ... oh, you meant the CABIN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PATRICK: Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren’t necessities?
GERARD: Like it was yesterday.
PATRICK: It was this morning, and now I hear that you’ve hired a crew for the yacht? I’m selling that yacht.
GERARD: Patrick, you haven’t heard why I want it. To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday.

[stereomer.livejournal.com]

andy: how about 'hot sailors'? or better yet, 'hot sea -
patrick: I LIKE HOT SAILORS.
andy: ME TOO.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PETE: Because, for your information, I have a job.
PATRICK: Really? What kind of job?
PETE: Beads!
ANDY: BEES?!
PETE: Beads.
ANDY: BEADS?!
PATRICK: Andy’s not on board.

[thesamefire.livejournal.com]

i don't think there's enough spazzing about the fact that Gerard's BFF is LIZA MINELLI.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD

I did not even make that connection until just now

OH MY GOD

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zoundsbooth.livejournal.com]

RYAN: Pete, say something to scare me.
PETE: Fuck me.
RYAN: Nope, nothing. Thanks for trying, though.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Um, I misread that as GERARD WAY AS LUCILLE BALL

And then thought: 'omigod, that's PERFECT!'

< / clear descent into dementia >

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. But who is Ricky?

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Took me a while, but I think it's gotta be Brian.