if you comment to say "write it!" i will cry, for serious

[schmerica]

Last night I had a dream about a giant AU where all the dudes in bandom were, like, sex robot concubines? So they're all just sitting around getting, like, programmed and trained and waiting for their masters to come and get them, but then two of the sexbotutes FALL IN LOVE and it is all ANGSTY AND FORBIDDEN AND ~~~WRONG~~~~.

I don't even know, you guys. Seriously, what? WHAT?

(In the dream the two dudes who fell in love were totally Pete and Mikey though. At least SOME things stay predictable in my crazy brain?)

Comments

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

I want to read that. ;________________;

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SEX ROBOT CONCUBINES

FALLIN' IN LOVE

IT'S SO WRONG YET SO RIGHT

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

I'd read it and love it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE CREATED WITH ONLY ONE PURPOSE BETHY

AND THAT PURPOSE IS NOT TO BONE EACH OTHER, HELLO

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

THEY CAN'T HELP THEIR ROBOTIC LOVE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Imagine how worried Gerard is! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MIKEY THIS CANNOT END WELL.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

Gerard all "YOU GOTTA STOP THAT, MAN. THEY FIND OUT AND THEY'LL TAKE APART YOUR HEAD."

But Mikey doesn't care! He likes Pete, damnit!

[anashi.livejournal.com]

Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. Frank would accidently set things on fire during sex and break tables and beds and people would keep returning him.

''It's not my fault! It's the friction! And it was only one table!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, no! They have to be super careful and specific in the selection process, man, there's some really incredibly rich person out there who wants exactly him.

[anashi.livejournal.com]

You're talking about lonely billionaire Gerard Way, aren't you? hehe

[spilltoblue.livejournal.com]

I WOULD SO TOTALLY READ THIS. Except for the part where it's PETE, maybe.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahaha. I'm sure the same general idea would work just as well with other pairings, man!

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

WRITE IT!

... yeah, sorry.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

AWWWW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

GERARD COVERS UP FOR THEM WHEN THEY MISS CONCUBINE CLASS TO GO AND HAVE A SECRET RENDEZVOUS IN THE WOODS. MIKEY PLANNED A PICNIC BUT PETE WAS LIKE DUDE WE DON'T ACTUALLY EAT SO THEY JUST MADE OUT INSTEAD.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

CAN PATRICK BE A ROBOT TECHNICIAN WITH A SOFT SPOT FOR PETE

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WHY NOT

WHY NOT INDEED

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

...I want this fic. You tease so bad. *woeface*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

When I post story ideas on my lj, it means someone ELSE should get inspired and write it! DAMMIT.

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

*lingers around, hoping someone not-me will do it*

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

*wants*

I MIGHT HAVE A LOVEBOT PROBLEM. I BLAME PATRICK.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Patrick is to blame for SO MANY things.

[flyingtapes.livejournal.com]

::cough:: That story exists in popslash, dude. You are not alone.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*grins* Someone was telling me about a popslash story where they're, like, clones a la the Island who fall in love? And I was like "cool, but missing the ROBOT CONCUBINE AWESOMENESS."

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

The still-sane part of my brain is going "I know that should seem insane and outlandish... but-"


The rest of me is just going "\o/\o/\o/ I WANT TO REEEEEEEEEAD THAT!"

And then the greedy part of me pipes up with "Fuck that, I want this to turn into a fucking GENRE"

... well, if "fuck or die" can be it's own genre I don't see why sex robot concubines can't be. *harumph*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, BEST GENRE EVER.

[restless-jedi.livejournal.com]

...but I would give you cookies? Or something?