in which pete ruins vagina

[schmerica]

pearl_o: You can be patrick's babymomma! But PETE IS HIS BABYDADDY.
txtequilanights: I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT
txtequilanights: pete can have as many of patrick's babies as he wants
pearl_o: also, you'd probably have to be okay with pete being very involved in your pregnancy and childbirth process.
txtequilanights: ahaha peter wentz. he would be into all the gross details, too. and posting ultrasounds on his buzznet
pearl_o: ahahahaha oh god.
pearl_o: texting people from the hospital. 6 cm dilated!!!!
txtequilanights: DO YOU WANT A PICTURE?
txtequilanights: poor ryan ross
pearl_o: ahahaha.
pearl_o: he'd be like "PETE. i was going to have sex. with my girlfriend. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN VAGINA."
txtequilanights: ONE DAY THAT WILL BE HER VAGINA, RYAN
txtequilanights: AND I WILL BE TAKING PICTURES OF IT
pearl_o: ahahahaha.
pearl_o: ryan is like "you are never taking pictures of my girlfriend's vagina pete."
pearl_o: and pete is like "so young. so innocent."
txtequilanights: "that's what patrick said, too"
pearl_o: yeah, but when patrick said it, he was still in high school, and pete was ranting about porn.
txtequilanights: pete's point still stands!
pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: Brendon is eating ice cream or something and comes over and looks over ryan's shoulder and is like "...Huh." And walks away. Ryan feels as though he should be equally traumatized, and yet.
txtequilanights: brendon comes back later and is like "did he send any pictures of the head crowning?"
pearl_o: ahahahaha.
txtequilanights: and ryan is like "WHY MEEE?"
pearl_o: brendon comes from a mormon family! everybody he knows has had five kids! he hasn't actually seen childbirth, but he's been around enough pregnant women and newborn babies to know it's not pretty.
pearl_o: "tell pete, whatever he does, don't hold her hand."
txtequilanights: ahahaha
txtequilanights: pete doesn't listen!
txtequilanights: NEVER LISTENS

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Comments

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY MEEEEEE? *cough* sorry, on a high from purchasing panic tickets....



ALSO, BRENDOOOOOOOOOON.

[disarm-d.livejournal.com]

It's not like there was ever a point when Brendon thought that vaginas were attractive, anyway.

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha! you guys are awesome.

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

AHAHA I LOVE HOW OUR RANDOM IMS POP UP ALL OVER YOUR LJ. \\\\o////

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

This is canon. in the future


*dies laughing*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I was totally going through my saved chats folder looking for something completely different, and I saw "waycestpatrickbaby" and couldn't help clicking on it! And then I was like WHY HAVE WE NOT SHARED THIS.

[she-belongs.livejournal.com]

\o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, in this situation Brendon totally gets to act like the mature one! He's all "Ryan, do we need to have a talk about how babies are made?"

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

in which pete ruins vagina

Best subject header EVER! Poor Ryan.

[disarm-d.livejournal.com]

(Do you watch Arrested Development? When I think about Brendon explaining where babies come from, I think of the scene where Tobias is explaining to George Michael about how, 'a man has to concentrate really, really, really hard and then' ...

Yeah.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. And Ryan interrupts him and Brendon is all relieved. IT WAS ABOUT TO GET PRETTY GROSS.

[disarm-d.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHAHAH I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE SO CLEARLY! "IT WAS ABOUT TO GET PRETTY GROSS." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

That said, I really do love the idea of Brendon being amazing with pregnant women. My love for this is not even ironic. ♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT'S HARD BEING BFF WITH PETE

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

I keep going back to look at your cut tag and being unable to focus on the Ryan & Brendon shenanigans. I have to admit, I would let Pete blog about my ultrasounds and videotape my vag as much as he wanted, as long as I got to have Patrick's tiny squishy ginger babies. PATRICK'S TINY SQUISHY GINGER BABIES. Is there a world in which that is not worth any cost?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The image of Pete in the hospital with his phone will STAY WITH ME

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Poor future!Patrick!spawnproducer.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

IT IS HARD BEING FRIENDS WITH PETE, MAN

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, I would probably pass, but I understand the sentiment!

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Well. I mean, if I *actually* had the chance, my husband would probably object. BUT IN THEORY, I totally would.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I actually know very little Panic canon -- do we know how many nieces or nephews he has?

oh god help me, i think this means i have to go make a Pete icon already.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

aaaaaand now in my head Ryan Ross is doing his best Luke Skywalker impression with the "nooooooooooo!"

*giggles like crazy*

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I know!!!!!!! This is why Pete and Patrick need to get over their whole "but I like girls!" thing and just get together - their poor significant others! It's not fair to Patrick's future wife to have Pete all there and Pete-like. She'd be all "Pete, you're a sweet guy, but I married Patrick, not you." and Pete'd be all "It's funny that you think that"

Re: oh god help me, i think this means i have to go make a Pete icon already.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

POOR RYAN ROSS, man. For real!

Re: oh god help me, i think this means i have to go make a Pete icon already.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

WAIT. taking analogy further and if I make Ryan Luke, then- god, brain, STOP RIGHT NOW.

*weeps*

(On the upside, it's really still not even as bad as the whole Brendon-as-Tigger leading to Patrick = Christopher Robin thoughts that I had the other day, so. Yeah. Dear brain, STEP AWAY FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD, JEEZ.)