in which pete ruins vagina

[schmerica]

pearl_o: You can be patrick's babymomma! But PETE IS HIS BABYDADDY.
txtequilanights: I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT
txtequilanights: pete can have as many of patrick's babies as he wants
pearl_o: also, you'd probably have to be okay with pete being very involved in your pregnancy and childbirth process.
txtequilanights: ahaha peter wentz. he would be into all the gross details, too. and posting ultrasounds on his buzznet
pearl_o: ahahahaha oh god.
pearl_o: texting people from the hospital. 6 cm dilated!!!!
txtequilanights: DO YOU WANT A PICTURE?
txtequilanights: poor ryan ross
pearl_o: ahahaha.
pearl_o: he'd be like "PETE. i was going to have sex. with my girlfriend. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN VAGINA."
txtequilanights: ONE DAY THAT WILL BE HER VAGINA, RYAN
txtequilanights: AND I WILL BE TAKING PICTURES OF IT
pearl_o: ahahahaha.
pearl_o: ryan is like "you are never taking pictures of my girlfriend's vagina pete."
pearl_o: and pete is like "so young. so innocent."
txtequilanights: "that's what patrick said, too"
pearl_o: yeah, but when patrick said it, he was still in high school, and pete was ranting about porn.
txtequilanights: pete's point still stands!
pearl_o: *giggles*
pearl_o: Brendon is eating ice cream or something and comes over and looks over ryan's shoulder and is like "...Huh." And walks away. Ryan feels as though he should be equally traumatized, and yet.
txtequilanights: brendon comes back later and is like "did he send any pictures of the head crowning?"
pearl_o: ahahahaha.
txtequilanights: and ryan is like "WHY MEEE?"
pearl_o: brendon comes from a mormon family! everybody he knows has had five kids! he hasn't actually seen childbirth, but he's been around enough pregnant women and newborn babies to know it's not pretty.
pearl_o: "tell pete, whatever he does, don't hold her hand."
txtequilanights: ahahaha
txtequilanights: pete doesn't listen!
txtequilanights: NEVER LISTENS

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[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I know!!!!!!! This is why Pete and Patrick need to get over their whole "but I like girls!" thing and just get together - their poor significant others! It's not fair to Patrick's future wife to have Pete all there and Pete-like. She'd be all "Pete, you're a sweet guy, but I married Patrick, not you." and Pete'd be all "It's funny that you think that"