lj haiku entertainment

[schmerica]

So I just spent a ridiculous amount of time playing with the LJ Haiku Generator. Most of the stuff is nonsense, of course, but the stuff that sneaks through is gold.

Like this:

but mikey likes it
because it's like the zen
sound of mikey's voice

Ahahaha. Oh Mikeyway!

And this one is an ENTIRE AU FIC PLOT -- COMPLETE WITH H/C, DUBCON AND POSSIBLY THREESOMES AND INCEST -- in 12 words:

gerard was waiting
for their masters to come with
mikey -- ray wasn't

I added the punctuation to make it easier to read, but otherwise I didn't change that at all. SOMEONE WRITE THIS NOW PLEASE. *waits*

Anyway, I eventually had to stop playing with the generator, because I realized I had, in fact, gotten the Greatest Possible Haiku In All of The Universe, and once that happened there was really no point in going on. I mean, honestly. What on earth could possibly top this?

i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy

Comments

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy

AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Pearl -- you need that shirt.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HOW DID THE LJ HAIKU GENERATOR SEE INTO MY SOUL SLOD

HOW

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahah oh man that is amazing.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Those are amazing.

[wearethestars.livejournal.com]

Best.Ever. !!!

Where is this haiku generator?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

http://memes.angrygoats.net/forms/haiku

[marginaliana]

Ahahahaha greatest haiku ever. Deeply, deeply true.

[valerie-z.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. *runs to play with it*

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

i am thinking
too hard about pete wentz pete
wentz from fall out boy

Wow...that is, like, PERFECT hahahahahahah

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

IN AWE.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

I got a couple of good ones! A fandom one:

thought about frank how
short and bendy he was how
he'd just be able

and one JUST FOR YOU.

comment fic for pearl
so a friend of mine had a
really nice mouth

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

already seen my
dick i don't even know
you guys seriously

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

she's experiencing
with him from after he got
the call from mikey

Repressed waycest, perhaps?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

\o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I keep refreshing anyway, though.

once you stop having
sex with my girlfriend why do
you want hmmm mikey

i don't know what it means BUT I WANT TO FIND OUT.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

yeah i like myself
i understand how it can
be his band leader

Hours of entertainment!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

handjobs dudes coming
on anybody's face smooches
for everyone

IT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I totally added that to my profile.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Totally.