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[schmerica]

I had way too much caffeine! And can't sleep! Here, have my thoughts on some random pictures.

Sometimes my favorite My Chemical Romance pictures are the ones where Gerard is apparently in the middle of having sex, and nobody else notices.



(Please note that picture also provides a good game of "One of these guys is not like the others! One of these guys does not belong!" Fun times.)



pearl_o: Sometimes I look at pictures of Gerard Way and think "I just want to kidnap you and take you to my gingerbread house and keep you in a cage and then EAT YOUR FACE YOUR PRECIOUS PRECIOUS FACE."
pearl_o: And then I am like "wow, self, you're kind of scary."



Basically what I love about this one is that Frank looks like a huge, HUGE asshole. Dude, just look at him there! Doesn't he immediately seem like a dick? I want to dislike him just based on that. Luckily I know there's the insanely lovable dude hiding in there.

Comments

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahaha


...that's all i've got right now.

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

also (because apparently that last picture didn't load until i posted my first comment), sometimes i can't believe how much like girls the way brothers look sometimes. i mean, seriously....and that i'd still probably sit on their faces. i mean, wait, what?

[patricks-hat.livejournal.com]

Oh wow that first picture is such a great Ray/Gerard shot. Ray's all cuddled up to Gerard's back and it looks like he and Gerard are doing that couple pose where Ray's got his right arm curled around Gerard's waist with his hand resting on his stomach and his chin resting on Gerard's shoulder and Gerard's got his own right arm down holding Ray's hand there in place and is leaning back into his chest and smiling. Oh boys <3

[patricks-hat.livejournal.com]

I can't get past the sisters Way in the front of the shot, to even notice Frank looking like a dick.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

This is misleading title cause I thought I'd see honestly more baby pictures of Mikeyway :(

I WAS DUPED.

...I don't even care I was duped. I just wanted to use that word.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I just promised you candy to get you into the van! I didn't know I actually had to deliver.

[marginaliana]

In that last one, Mikeyway looks disturbingly like a young anime character with the little half-pigtails and the pouty lips. Why is there not a Mikeyway = Sailor Moon AU? (oh, I have thus revealed how little I know about anime that I chose Sailor Moon for that example, but whatever)

Also, a world without Bob is a sad, sad world. :P

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Bob exists! He's just biding his time till he joins them and makes them complete!

[she-belongs.livejournal.com]

In that last pic, yeah. Maybe Frank looks like a dick, but in my mind he's only that way to protect the Way sisters. I mean, Gee looks like every insecure 14 year old girl ever. And maybe Mikey looks bitchy, but thats just a front. Frank wants to make sure that no one messes with either of them.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I judge this an acceptable theory, I guess! As long as there's some excuse.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

oh man the last picture CRACKS ME UP. Frank you look like a DOUCHE. It's gotta be the hair.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SHOULD'VE STUCK WITH THE DREADS, MAN

[forevernew.livejournal.com]

Mikeyway has the smallest mouth ever, jaysus. That's just... inconvenient. Also, his hip is at an alarming inverse angle. *puzzled*

Mostly, though, I emjoy how Gerard's shirt matches Frankie's tattoo what I hardly ever see.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I can't even figure out the angle of Mikey's hip there. Does he have a blue flower pinned to his belt or what?

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Dude, gonna be honest? In that first one, I'm pretty sure Ray's caught on...

And then I am like "wow, self, you're kind of scary."

I think that ALL THE TIME!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, Ray totally has his suspicions.

Wait, do you think that about me or yourself?

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

The only thing I love more than that second picture is the one with Mikey and Bert and Gerard peering out from behind them. Have you seen it?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, yeeeeeeees. Someone on my friends list just posted it again a little while ago. SURPRISE GERARD! WHEEEEEEEEEE!

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

I am amused by how NOTHING MIKEY IS WEARING in the last picture seems to fit him at all. <3333

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Clothes that fit are for ... people who are not Mikeyway!

[bexless.livejournal.com]

Also, what the fuck system of rigs and pulleys is the last photographer using to make them ALL THE SAME HEIGHT.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

completely cgi.

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

I am intrigued by the fact that Gerard seems to be sitting on Ray's lap in the first one. I think we all know where Ray's other hand is.

The last one just makes me want to pet Frank's hair.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Their lower bodies are kind of weirdly arranged in that first one, though! I don't quite get it.

Aw, Frank.

[turnyourankle.livejournal.com]

oh god, i'd never seen the full version of the first one. and knowing that ray & gee look like that WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE AROUND? it's sort of ridiculously golden.

i think frank is about to cut a bitch.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray and Gerard: booooooooooooooyfriends ♥

[helleboredoll.livejournal.com]

Gerard is apparently in the middle of having sex, and nobody else notices.

Ahahaha! I think maybe Ray knows exactly what's going on.... bcz he's part of it in that first pic. Check out his sexxen on the sly look.

Also, the last pic? Mikeyway and his hair and his arm and his face? Yeah. NOM NOM NOM. *eats precious precious*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray definitely has some inkling.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I'm just stuck on Frank's very bare arm. It's like in the olden days when an ankle was hot because you didn't see them very often. Now it's "holy shit, a piece of Frank that isn't tattooed, I feel strangely compelled to lick it all over."

And I love the tattoos, so it's very strange.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Yes! Me too. I can't even see the rest of the picture for staring at Frank's naked arm. It feels almost obscene. *g*

[overloved.livejournal.com]

frank looks like he's standing on a milk crate.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HE PROBABLY IS.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

Frank does look like an asshole! Actually, I think that even now, people who knew nothing about the band would see pictures of him and think he was kind of a dick. Meanwhile, he's a dorkass. Same goes for Bob. BOB IS A MARSHMALLOW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

SWEET AND FLUFFY, man.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...I can see how Frank would look like an asshole to someone who didn't know the band, but since it's Frank, I'm just sitting here going "N'awwww, who's a little punk-ass with a bad attitude?"

That is, when I can look away from staring creepily at Gerard's PRECIOUS BABY FACE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* He's not fooling any of us, man!

[sperrywink]

Hahahaha, Frank does look like a huge asshole in that last picture! Luckily Mikey looks hot, so I can ignore it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm, baby!Mikey.

[stereomer.livejournal.com]

ahhhhahaha frank is all bro-ed out! hilarious.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

seriously, Frank, what the hell?

[mercurybard.livejournal.com]

Little lesbian Mikey! *grabby hands*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

No one can resist!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Yum. That last picture. I hadn't seen that before. Thank you!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are most welcome!

[plausible.livejournal.com]

Love Gerard's secret-sex face.

And hahah, Frank does look like an asshole there, which is sort of hilarious, but then I get distracted by the fact that AU asshole!Frank is also apparently as tall as normal boys. N'aw. I'll take the real tiny punkass dork an day of the week.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. We should all be grateful that extra height doesn't exist, I guess!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Uggh. Those pics of baby!MCR are precious.

The Ray/Gerard is strong in them, esp. the first one. I really miss Mikey's lesbian scenequeen hair.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ray/Gerard = yay!

[luna-k.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Frank does kind of look like an asshole in that pic. I don't like it!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It just makes me laugh, to be honest!